John Cleese

Trainee hermit, & keen Amateur Squirrel Trainer

[Priti Patel MP @pritipatel]

The Foreign Affairs Committee’s damning report into the appointment of Peter Mandelson has been published, and it confirms what we already knew: Labour rushed through Mandelson’s appointment, dismissed concerns about his links to Jeffrey Epstein, and embarrassed our country in the process.

Even now, crucial documents remain unaccounted for, despite Parliament giving a clear instruction for their release. At every stage, Labour has tried to cover up the truth about its appalling failure. And Starmer three everyone under the bus rather than take responsibility for his failures and poor judgement.

The Conservatives will continue to fight for the facts for as long as it takes.

[Mykhailo Rohoza @MykhailoRohoza]

BOCHKOV: CONGRATULATIONS — OUR PRESIDENT IS A SEXUAL ABUSER!

This is not a rumor or communist slander. IT IS A LEGAL FACT. Today, Donald Trump paid E. Jean Carroll $5.6 million after a jury found him liable for sexual abuse and defamation.

People can hide behind legal terminology forever: a civil case, not a criminal one; liability, not a conviction. But that does not change the substance of what happened. The court found that he assaulted a woman and then spent years publicly calling her a liar.

In the old America, a person like this would not have been able to lead even a local school board. In today’s America, he leads the country.

The most frightening thing here is not Trump. He stopped hiding who he is a long time ago. The most frightening thing is the millions of people who knew everything and voted for him anyway. They turned shamelessness into strength, cruelty into courage, and impunity into a political platform.

Carroll got her money.

America got its diagnosis: our president is a sexual abuser.

Congratulations!

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

German police have intensified their enforcement and forceful crackdowns on pro-Palestine demonstrations. This ongoing wave of intervention centers primarily on actions in major cities like Berlin and Cologne. Authorities frequently implement strict conditions on rallies, leading to intense physical confrontations, sit-in dispersals, and numerous arrests.

Officers routinely target and restrict the display of specific symbols, Palestinian flags, and keffiyehs. They have also prohibited specific slogans like "from the river to the sea" under threat of immediate arrest.

- @uggar29

[Martina Navratilova @Martina]

You effing broke it- now fix it!!!

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Restore Britain Greater Manchester mayoral candidate Marlon West, @MarlonTag, took a visit to Piccadilly Gardens in Manchester with @MontgomeryToms late on a Thursday night.

What they found was shocking...

[The Christian Nationalist Party @the_christnats]

A British bus driver singlehandedly fights off a mob of feral new people who think they have the right to ride his bus without a ticket.

[Mark Whitford 🇬🇧 @whitford747]

Why didn’t you tell the HoC the whole story?
Tablighi Jamaat has strong Deobandi roots which is a fundamental Islamic sect.

Tablighi Jamaat has been regarded as a gateway to terrorism and has sensibly been banned in Saudi Arabia, Russia, Iran, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Kazakhstan and Turkmenistan.

Many of the so called worshippers came from Europe.
I’m certain there was a minority who would do us harm!
More Trojan horses allowed into our country.

Is it true that those arrested were flying drones under suspicious circumstances?
It will be most interesting to discover the eventual charges.
@ukhomeoffice
@SuffolkPolice
@MikeTappTweets
@angelaeagle
@YvetteCooperMP
@DanJarvisMBE
@AngelaRayner
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@wesstreeting
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@AdnanHussainMP
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[Benonwine @benonwine]

Portsmouth Council have given orders for all England flags to be torn down from residents’ balconies right before the World Cup semi-final.

There reasoning is they don’t want to offend ethnic minorities.😡

This is an Abhorrent Disgrace and Anti-British, plus not only theft.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Wonderful

And Norwegians tell me that they are proud that they have the English sense of humour !!!

[American Nightmare 🇺🇸 @thewakeninq]

When your team exits in the quarterfinals but gets welcomed home like world champions. 🇳🇴👏 That’s football passion.

[Mia @MiaForTrump]

🚨 Donald Trump is lifting the ban on mailing handguns directly to homes — directly benefiting GrabAGun, the online gun store his son has a stake in.

This could rake in billions for the family.
In any functioning democracy, this would be called massive corruption — and he’d be facing jail time.

Thumbs up 👍 if you think the whole Trump family is corrupt.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Usual bullshit

How dare they ?

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Krishnan Guru-Murthy, "Do you think a waste of £10 billion deserves an apology?"

Michael Gove, "These were honest errors.. Appropriate lessons have been learned"

[ClarksonsFarm @ClarksonsFarm1]

Thoughts?

[D.Radka, #NAFO 🇨🇿🤝🇺🇦 @DakdaR22]

- Mark Rutte - NATO Secretary General:

"Lavrov is the foreign minister of Russia, I think, since the birth of Jesus Christ.
And since then, nothing, anything useful came out of his mouth.

So let's not pay too much attention to Mr. Lavrov."

[Alethea Bernard @Tush27J]

As the jaw dropping amount wasted on duff PPE is revealed a reminder.

Michelle Mone and Doug Barrowman.
These f*ckers owe taxpayers ��148,000,000.

ARREST THEM!!
#CovidInquiry

[Jarl Finland @jalle51]

You cannot make this level of hypocrisy up. Facing an unprecedented national fuel crisis, Kremlin spokesperson Dmitry Peskov has reportedly appealed to the White House, begging them to convince Ukraine to stop striking Russian oil refineries.

The unspoken Russian logic here is mind-blowing: "Hey, Ukraine has plenty of residential areas, theaters, schools, kindergartens, and hospitals you can bomb instead! But hands off our refineries—that's PRIVATE PROPERTY!"

This plea comes from the very regime that has spent four years systematically turning Ukrainian cities to ash, targeting children's hospitals, and leveling civilian infrastructure. But the moment Ukraine’s precision drones strike the financial heart of Putin's war machine 2,200 km away, Moscow suddenly rediscovers the sanctity of "private property."

A definitive confirmation that Kyiv's strategic campaign against Russian oil is hurting the Kremlin exactly where it matters most. #Peskov #KremlinDesperation #Hypocrisy #RussiaFuelCrisis #DroneWarfare #UkraineWar #BreakingNews

[British Intel @TheBritishIntel]

🇬🇧 WATCH: KEVIN MAGUIRE SMEARS REFORM OVER WIDDECOMBE MURDER

Kevin Maguire says Reform UK is using Ann Widdecombe's murder as a diversion from rows over gifts and donations. Absolutely disgusting.

A woman is murdered, a colleague is mourned, and Maguire calls it a political diversion. Reform MPs face death threats, intimidation, and now murder, yet Maguire sees an opportunity to smear.

He sees a dead woman, and he sees a headline. The establishment media protects its own, attacks its enemies, and spits on the dead.

Maguire is a propagandist, plain and simple.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

The next area where Labour will demand diversity is
going to be brain surgery

[Nick Timothy MP @NJ_Timothy]

In one of his last acts as Justice Secretary, David Lammy has put Lynne Berry in charge of selecting judges.

It's just been confirmed.

She says judges should not be appointed solely on merit.

Labour are wrecking our justice system in the name of diversity.

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

And the world watches.

[Liza Rosen @LizaRosen0000]

South Africa Mass Deports Illegal Migrants to Prevent Civil War!

The South African government is actively helping tens of thousands of illegal migrants leave the country after years of economic collapse, skyrocketing crime, and government failure pushed citizens to take to the streets and target them.

After failing to tackle the challenges facing the African country, the government — which spent years trying to distract its people by focusing on Gaza — is now being forced to assist illegal migrants to exit before violence escalates into full-scale attacks.

While South Africa carries out large-scale deportations of illegal migrants, the international media and human rights organizations remain silent.

This raises a clear question: If Britain, Italy, or any Western country were to deport similar numbers of illegal migrants in such a short time, would the same organizations and media stay quiet? Or would they immediately accuse them of racism, xenophobia, and human rights violations?

The double standard is obvious.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

The Republicans keep their followers ignorant of the between socialism and communism

They do this because if their followers found out that the happiest countries in the world are the ones with socialist safety nets, they'd be out of followers

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Mike Johnson says that the Pentagon is requesting an additional $350,000,000,000 for things like "fighting Communism on our own shores"