John Boner

Boner classics since ' 96

[John Boner @John_Boner_]

"Keep it simple, let the liquor do the talking."

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@uofg got #BONED

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The Bone-Train has officially arrived to the Dirty South #Guelph #Denzel

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Lost my phone, and got punched in the face #BoneComing2k14

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Already 10/10 boned #bonecoming #liquor

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Only three more days until #BONECOMING

#Laurier

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Jewish frat keggers >

[John Boner @John_Boner_]

"How does it feel to win loto six forty nine?"

Like hitting a bowl

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when you finish your last shift of work for the week and realize how fucked up you're going to get that weekend

[John Boner @John_Boner_]

"Ayrton's house has carpet on carpet, WHAT THE FUCK."

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*Fact* If you want to wheel me you must know the lyrics to Drops of Jupitar & Brown Eyed Girl

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*goes to digital dreams*
*sleeps for two days after*
*misses first day of Wasaga* #kushcoma #whereismyleftshoe