John Brucker

you call them steamed hams despite the fact they’re obviously grilled

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

ESPN sources: Green Bay WR Christian Watson and the Packers reached agreement today on a four-year, $110.5 million contract extension that includes a $31 million signing bonus.

[TotallyNotAlex @TotallyNoAlex]

me after choosing the lamelo ball neuralink

[dylan @dylangonzalez21]

“55 points 55 rebounds 55 blocks 55 assists 55 steals”

[NBA Courtside @NBA__Courtside]

Shaq gives Wemby a new nickname after his game 1 performance:

“His American name is Tim Robinson. He played like Tim Duncan and David Robinson. Tim Robinson came to play last night”

[Dom2K @Dom_2k]

Wait what kind of sorcery is this

[Drew @NotMr_Smith]

I’ve legit seen a wife who hasn’t had sex with her husband in 5 years be genuinely shocked and crushed that he’s having an affair. This level of cognitive dissonance is bugged out to me 🤣

[𝐊𝖆𝖇𝖊𝖑𝖔🀄️ @ShanksThfc]

Girl that cheated on me in HS is now a Single parent

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

The Milwaukee Bucks are open for business on trade calls and offers for two-time MVP Giannis Antetokounmpo entering the NBA combine and over six weeks away from the draft, sources told ESPN.

New on ESPN: https://t.co/dF56qBtMMR

[tom stakes @tomstakes]

Dianna Russini’s husband right now 😭

[Wemby Central 💔 @WembyCentral]

Trump faking assassination attempts

[zinzy°🐻 @zinzy_js]

Ts been frying me for 50 minutes I’ve not stopped laughing

[Danny Cunningham @RealDCunningham]

It’s time.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Raiders GM John Spytek said teams have inquired about the No. 1 draft pick.

More via @ryanmcfadden_ :

https://t.co/L401714QEY

[Who's Next @WhosNextShow]

My eyes so red

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

This is the 19th trade since the new league year kicked off last week. The league never has had this much trade activity this early in the new league year.

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

Irish Zionism

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Details of a landmark WNBA collective bargaining agreement, per ESPN sources:

- New salary cap starting at $7 million, up from $1.5 million
- Average revenue share of nearly 20% across deal
- Supermax starting at $1.4M
- Average salary in range of $600K, minimum above $300K

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Sounds like a liberal run facility

[The HEAT Realm @WadexFlash]

https://t.co/pQEGNqjFXE

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Commissioner Adam Silver informed the league's 30 general managers on Thursday that the NBA plans to make anti-tanking rule changes for next season, sources tell ESPN. Stakeholders have intensified dialogue about combatting tanking.