John

UT Austin ‘16

[John @John_GL730]

@HornSports Gotta start Luke Friday get us to the 1-0 game hopefully and throw Dylan game 2 to set us up hopefully in the driver seat to have Rugar give us all he’s got with a wiggle game to spare

[Occupy LF @OccupyLF]

Teagan Kavan is in trouble …

Who can help us get her down?!?!

🤘🏼🥎🧡🤘🏼🥎🧡🤘🏼🥎🧡🤘🏼🥎🧡🥎

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

Game 1 Chet Holmgren
8 pts
2/7
-7

[John @John_GL730]

Best atmosphere out there 🤘🏻

[CFB Home @CFBHome]

Stadium of the Morning 🥞

🏟️ Darrell K Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium
✅ Capacity: 100,119
📍 Austin, Texas

Home of @TexasFootball

[k @alfkkifine]

The most exhausting, unspoken burden on men in modern dating is that they are expected to be the sole architects of the relationship. A man is expected to initiate the first text, plan the dates, fund the experiences, orchestrate the proposal, and constantly drive the romance forward. We have completely normalized a culture where a woman’s mere presence is considered her "effort." The absolute second a man gets tired of being the only engine keeping the relationship moving and asks for equal romantic effort, he is instantly accused of being "inconsistent" or "low effort." We demand 50/50 modern equality, but aggressively enforce traditional male burdens the exact moment romance is involved.

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

35 years old vs 35 years young

[John @John_GL730]

@belikesagee @poisenville @CodyPhillipsUT @MarsThomp @ILoveMyMommy01 @DominoJa accurate 😂😂

[Jordan Moore @iJordanMoore]

This week:

Wednesday:
• MLB Opening Night
Thursday:
• MLB Opening Day
• Men’s Sweet 16 games
Friday:
• More MLB games
• More Sweet 16 games
Saturday:
• More MLB games
• Men’s Elite 8 games
Sunday:
• More MLB games
• More Elite 8 games

[John @John_GL730]

Good weekend to be a Horns fan 🤘🏻🤘🏻

[Barstool Longhorn @UTBarstool]

Texas MBB Sweet 16

Texas WBB Sweet 16

#2 Texas Softball wins 26 straight

#2 Texas baseball wins a top 5 series on the road

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

The Dominican Republic with the WBC on the line:

[John @John_GL730]

@nickysmokess @DominoJa 😂😂😂

[Mads @europemaxxed]

can't believe it's already march.
time flies when you work every day of your fucking life

[John @John_GL730]

@CoachSchloss 🤘🏻

[John @John_GL730]

@corporatedudes @ILoveMyMommy01 @DominoJa 😂😂😂

[John @John_GL730]

@ZachDimmitt7 @ILoveMyMommy01 @DominoJa holy fuck that dunk

[John @John_GL730]

@pootsobotka Beers for also blacking out: any American beer

[John @John_GL730]

@icebergs1mpson @DominoJa @ILoveMyMommy01 😂😂

[Tim Murray @1TimMurray]

Thursday... Miami vs Ole Miss 7:30

Friday... Indiana vs Oregon 7:30

Saturday...
Rams at Panthers 4:30
Packers at Bears 8

Sunday...
Bills at Jaguars 1
49ers at Eagles 4:30
Chargers at Patriots 8:15

Monday... Texans at Steelers 8

[John @John_GL730]

@CFBPlayoff committee figure this shit out. It’s 34-3 in the 2nd quarter

[John @John_GL730]

@DudespostingWs @DominoJa @ILoveMyMommy01 holy fuck I thought this was an interview from one of the tailgates 🤣🤣