John Guinn

A “dangerous” journalist who asks “too many questions” & has “trust issues”. Local Democracy Reporter covering Bedford Borough. Views are my own

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Marvin after I told him about my day

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The Pothole Truth is officially online now! Just the start much more to come in the coming weeks and months. The Truth, The Hole Truth and Nothing But The Truth. What the public want to know? The A to Z of Potholes!
https://t.co/Y6TA8BBXjM

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This is very bad news

Caribbean hot sauce producers warn of shortages and higher prices https://t.co/BfKPEJAMjO

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Is it me, or does the Great Bogroll Shortage seem a hundred years ago?

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Boat.

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I’d go “feck it” and call a general election

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Google Pinpoint has transcribed “I didn’t hear that chair” as “I didn’t hear that shit”

It must be in weekend mode already.

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Sure, it looks cute, but the farting will start soon

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@greenmarykm My colleague is looking into this

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Out out today.

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Marvin says “Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries”

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It’s a bugger when you have to search for your glasses…

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Another year without the need to solve a quadratic equation.

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The festive reading begins

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I managed to get around Tescos without shouting “for f*cks sake”

Does FIFA have a trophy for that?

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Maybe @letstalkcentral needs larger signs…

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Christmas lights - done ✔️

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Ministry of Defense?

Very poor @AppleTV