John ICEKNIFE

artisan, emergency relief and disaster recovery logistics coordinator, performance exorcist

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@onlychyld In Texas? I seem to recall something about snakes, and chanting. It was a long time ago, after I escaped I swore never to return.

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@KeithOlbermann That wasn't a mystery to me. Why you haven't started your own web based news outlet, I don't understand.

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No sense at all in investing in a state with corrupt lawmakers.

#TXlege

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@Atrios It's really not that impressive a planet.

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@SamSeder If they're going to keep us up this late, the goddamn Texas Legislature should make us all some hot cocoa.

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@CNN The president of the legislature has ignored the rules a couple times. It's gotten ugly. Lawless lawmaking is a stain on Texas.

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THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE UPON YOU, AND YOU CAN NOT GET AWAY,

Seriously. Don't try to leave Texas either, GOP scum. TAKE YOUR LUMPS!

#TXlege

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HELL yeah! Bikers and drug dealers and hookers and pimps and outlaws of all kinds, headed for Texas, where law is meaningless!

#TXlege

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TEXAS IS NOW A LAW-FREE STATE! THEIR LAWS DON'T MEAN A THING! PARTAY!

#TXlege

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HELL YEAH! NO MORE LAWS IN TEXAS! WOOHOO! THEY BREAK 'EM TO MAKE 'EM, THEY DON'T EXIST! FUN TIME!

#TXlege

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WHAT TIME IS IT, TEXAS?

#TXlege #standwithWendy

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NOW DO YOU SEE? PROOF THAT ANYTHING WE DO TO THEM IS FAIR. *ANYTHING*. THEY ARE CRIMINALS.

#TXlege

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Break a law to make a law, huh TEXAS GOP? The republicans are corrupt and criminal. And now the world knows it.

#TXlege #standwithWendy

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Tasty headlines! TEXAS LEGISLATURE DISPLAYS TOTAL CONTEMPT FOR RULE OF LAW!

#TXlege #standwithWendy

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@feliciaday I KNOW, HUH! We all went crazy over here! Are you recording this?

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If I were a Texan, I'd make me some justice, real swift and sure. These miscreants can't even follow their own rules.
#TXlege

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Damned criminals, corrupt and rotten to the core. Can't even follow their own rules!
#TXlege

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THAT JERK IS IN DANGER! When you violate the rules of the state senate in Texas, there's a 20 day free shooting period!

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@THEsaragilbert ha ha, Nobody's going to improve me, I'm perfectly maladjusted, thank you plenty. now i drink apple juice, do not be afraid.

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In Texas, can anyone own a white woman, or just a man? Does he have to be white? Do you own all the babies she makes before they're born?