John Miranda

Eat, Sleep, Work, Rinse, Repeat

[John Miranda @John_Miranda_]

@neiltyson my buddy thinks he can see the Andromeda Galaxy with his NV Goggles.. can you confirm?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Third burn successful. Exceeded Mars orbit and kept going to the Asteroid Belt.

[John Miranda @John_Miranda_]

We live in an age where we have to prove to machines, that we are not machines.

[John Miranda @John_Miranda_]

And now some scumbag stole my wedding ring

[John Miranda @John_Miranda_]

This year needs to fucking end already. #done #burnedout #fuck2017

[John Miranda @John_Miranda_]

November is just the Thursday of the year

[John Miranda @John_Miranda_]

If you're more fortunate than others, build a longer table, not a taller fence.

[John Miranda @John_Miranda_]

I'm not vegetarian because I love animals. I'm vegetarian because I hate plants...

[John J. Miller @heymiller]

Hey Macy’s & NBC: Having Santa parade in front of the Victoria’s Secret billboard is classy.

[John Miranda @John_Miranda_]

Looks like @nbc just blasted Twitter with #bots of positive tweets about the #MacysThanksgivingParade

[John Miranda @John_Miranda_]

Another #NBC commercial

[John Miranda @John_Miranda_]

@nbc you guys going to actually show the #MacysThanksgivingDayParade or just constant commercials..

[John Miranda @John_Miranda_]

#CBS has better coverage of the #MacysThanksgivingDayParade then #NBC #nbc4ny

[John Miranda @John_Miranda_]

Can we watch more of the #MacysDayParade and less commercials and host commentary?!

[John Miranda @John_Miranda_]

Can we watch the parade instead of commercials??? #NBC #Thanksgiving #nbc4ny

[John Miranda @John_Miranda_]

Happy Thanksgiving!

[John Miranda @John_Miranda_]

RIP uncle..

[Mobile Life Support Services @MobileLife_]

Mobile Life Support Services begins a new day with operations in Westchester County! 11/6/17

[John Miranda @John_Miranda_]

They never tell you that buying a house is such a pain in the ass. #Mortgage #HomeBuyers

[John Miranda @John_Miranda_]

Nothing ends the day quite like a slice of strawberry rhubarb pie.