John McClelland

Parody of the great John McClelland - Views are very much his own.

[John McClelland @John_Parody_McC]

Can't wait to get my revenge on @johnscrippo bam right in the kisser #britcorner

[John McClelland @John_Parody_McC]

@andyverrall Can't wait to get some €50 pussy tonight it's been a while mummy will be relieved #britcorner

[John McClelland @John_Parody_McC]

What a load of tosh! I'll be at the Pickwick anniversary shindig that evening anyhow. https://t.co/T380aQKHm0

[Philip Glowinski @philipglowinski]

Following @Alec_Pedaler recent wins, @SymonLewis and I are pleased to present a night with everyone's fave semi-pro

[John McClelland @John_Parody_McC]

I'd love to be your butt plug. Glad you're back on Twitter, James. https://t.co/xP1GiItVOB

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Sorry haven’t Tweeted in a while. I Blocked myself by mistake.

[John McClelland @John_Parody_McC]

Good madison at the weekend, no crashes. Not like last year when @lifeofcoolahan ploughed right up my behind

[John McClelland @John_Parody_McC]

So #wiggo broke the hour record. I easily could of done that with all the breast milk I've been having from mother lately #MyHour

[John McClelland @John_Parody_McC]

@ginger_biskwit heard your father likes rich tea, would you like to come round for a chocolate finger 😘

[John McClelland @John_Parody_McC]

@MarkMcVitty I'm craving a biscuit. Any ideas?

[John McClelland @John_Parody_McC]

http://t.co/V7kTPC8Md1

[John McClelland @John_Parody_McC]

http://t.co/ONTRvCVttY stumbled across this on my morning commute

[John McClelland @John_Parody_McC]

@tuscanroutes a sportive? Spare me, I actually race. And do very well if I may say so myself!

[John McClelland @John_Parody_McC]

Well now @jsh_leader has left me and the team, anyone want to join the second fastest team pursuit squad in the country for 2014?

[John McClelland @John_Parody_McC]

@millarmind @RevolutionUK almost 20 years ago I was competing in the commonwealth games.

[John McClelland @John_Parody_McC]

Someone needs to tell that Trinidadian sprinter to sort out those socks FFS!

[John McClelland @John_Parody_McC]

Halloween gets on my nerves, pointless tosh.

[John McClelland @John_Parody_McC]

@StravaSoap can I get involved with this. Sounds right up my street. Yer.
Also can I be a character. I've always thought I was made for tv

[Pippa Leith @pippaleith]

Holy crap. McClelland just won the scratch race.

[John McClelland @John_Parody_McC]

Yer. Good to beat @leepovey (again!) hope he's got it on video this time to. #SprinterMush

[John McClelland @John_Parody_McC]

...though I think @RPMPips keeps staring at my arse. Yer

[John McClelland @John_Parody_McC]

I've received a number of compliments about my sharp dressed appearance at the track nationals this evening. Thank you.