"The craziest thing I did when I got to New Orleans, and I never heard this before. They were passing out these mini Viagra. ... You don't get tired at all. I did this for like 1 or 2 games, and I'm like, 'Holy sh*t. It's amazing. I wish I had learned about this a long time ago.' And, it gives you an incentive to go out and actually start scouting." - Jeremy Shockey
"@ochocinco said when he took half of a Viagra before he played, he was running on 3 legs." - @ShannonSharpe
"To hear @cthagod say, 'When y'all found out that Idris loved K. Michelle, it was like turning wine into Arbor Mist.' That's hilarious. Go ahead and laugh. ... That's a hood n*gga. I don't care how fine, how Denzel y'all want him to be." - @kmichelle