The elites don't want you to know this, but you can just take the puppy from your DMs for yourself. Like, they're free use and usually even come already lobotomized from past fintrauma. You can just steal them and keep them under lock and key forever. Nobody's gonna stop you.
“I’m sorry for not using my ult in time and costing us the match!”
shut the fuck up, you did that on purpose you pathetic defeat slut
now spread your legs and take this cock as punishment for throwing the game like the useless whore you are 🤤💦