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Check out John Ashurst on Strava

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@LetsTalk_FPL It was going wide

[Runner Johnny @JohnAsh75]

@sainsburys Bought at your Urmston store today, I know it's only a BBE date but do you not have quality checks for dates?

[Runner Johnny @JohnAsh75]

@stan_chow There's always the hope that we'll have a positive goal difference next season

[It's Richard Stott @TheRstott]

Cilla Black performing Eye of the Tiger in a local leisure centre and beating up a 12 year old. Everyone involved in this should be in The Hague.

[Runner Johnny @JohnAsh75]

@RicTurner 4 minutes to sort out a clear and obvious error.

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@aaronstarkie It's a mid-table team.

[Runner Johnny @JohnAsh75]

@JoeBangles11 What's your favourite cheese?

[Runner Johnny @JohnAsh75]

@InternetH0F

[Runner Johnny @JohnAsh75]

@PeterSweden7 You deny there is a climate but believe in god?

[Runner Johnny @JohnAsh75]

I just automatically sat on the floor, not sure why?! #totp

[Runner Johnny @JohnAsh75]

@broady391 They were awful, but it didn't stop me eating them.

[Runner Johnny @JohnAsh75]

@RealDeniseWelch A small price to pay to ensure we keep our favourite restaurants open, grow up.

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

I just wanted to send this farewell message to all Manchester United supporters.

I would like to express my unwavering gratitude and appreciation for the love from the last 12 years. We’ve achieved a lot since my dear Sir Alex Ferguson brought me to this club. I took incredible pride everytime I pulled on this shirt, to lead the team, to represent this institution, the biggest club in the world was an honour only bestows upon a few lucky footballers.

It’s been an unforgettable and successful period since I came here. I didn’t think from leaving Madrid as a young boy we would achieve what we did together.

Now, it’s the right time to undertake a new challenge, to push myself again in new surroundings.

Manchester will always be in my heart, Manchester has shaped me and will never leave me.

We’ve seen it all. 🤘🏼❤️

[Runner Johnny @JohnAsh75]

@78__Rebecca Well just ring it once then.

[Runner Johnny @JohnAsh75]

@MancVsFood I did the same and ended up here

[Runner Johnny @JohnAsh75]

@MENnewsdesk If the mobile newsfeed is the same, it's unusable, absolutely shocking.

[Runner Johnny @JohnAsh75]

@TheMitt1 @StevenWatmough In my day, a chav was probably out on parole

[Runner Johnny @JohnAsh75]

@Techsports8 At least take similar pictures, the difference in perspective between A and C makes it impossible to compare. Shoddy.

[Runner Johnny @JohnAsh75]

@WhoScored Penalty saves, is that a joke?