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[caleb @Johnathan_Caleb]

when it comes to girl scout cookies, i’m a thin mint bitch period.

[twitch.tv/yolandafister @yolandafister]

i want to watch real housewives here

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Azealia banks always knows what to say

[caleb @Johnathan_Caleb]

@youasidepiece @EDC_LasVegas @insomniacevents @zoeyy_marie

[SIDEPIECE 💋 @youasidepiece]

EDC were giving away 2 ticketssssss

So just RT & tag your Sidepiece in the comments to be entered to win a pair of tickets to #EDCLV this weekend. Winner announced tomorrow (must be following us to win)

[🐌 @Wheeema]

Just spent money again... when does it end

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

GM guys. This song has recently been proven by an independent study to increase your dopamine leading to a better quality of life- curing anxiety & depression within the first 90 mins they said

https://t.co/XfzmuiMdPZ

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

- No, I won't stop politicizing the Nashville School Shooting.
- No, I won't accept your "Thoughts and Prayers".
- No, I won't accept this as 'just another Monday in America'.
- No, I won't think drag queens are a bigger issue.
- No, I won't stop holding politicians accountable. Bill Lee Included.
- No, I won't stop fighting for the children in this country's right to live and learn.
- No, I won't stop and NEITHER SHOULD YOU!

[𝓓𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓵𝓪𝓱 @xen4yo]

Me after someone buys the house i had saved on Zillow, that I was gonna buy in 10 years..

[Michael Cleere @mikecleere]

Pastor Joel Osteen pays himself an annual salary of $54,000,000 from his church profits. He had a custom garage built with 20 car stalls for each of his custom vehicles. His favorite is a Ferrari 458 Italia that cost $270,000. He lives in a 70,000 sq ft mansion.
In the New Testament, four different times Jesus tells his followers to always pay their taxes. Why is it in the United States that churches don’t have to pay taxes? The IRS figures if all churches paid their fair share of 15% taxes that it would total over $2 trillion a year.
More than enough to solve the homelessness in this country, since it looks like these Pastors would rather spend your donations on New Cars instead of feeding the hungry.

[Lisa Barlow @LisaBarlow7]

Want to know the secret behind my voice? Warming up with @wendys Holiday Peppermint Frosty. It is literally INSANE, so good guys. Go out and get one and let me know how much you love it #ad

[lydia chlamydia @lydia_meredith]

need to chew on a polly pocket skirt right now

[Wingstop @wingstop]

fuck

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

i did it. 6 years of being high today 🙏🏻

if i can do it so can you

[mar @itsmariannnna]

i’m a stoner sun and a whore rising

[trash jones @jzux]

no offense but i literally could not care less that kim kardashian messed up marilyn monroe’s dress. i will never afford a home

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

When President Clinton banned assault rifles in 1994, mass shootings dropped by 43%. After Republicans let the ban expire in 2004, they increased by 243% — please don’t tell me bans don’t work, because I don’t want to hear it.

[thicc saban @yngjcb]

i do not want a gf who brings out the best in me i want someone to make me evil