Johnathan Liker

I may not have life figured out, but at least I have a great sense of humor about it.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Some people don't want to be saved

https://t.co/HBTzJWWD3p

[Johnathan Liker @JohnathanLiker]

How drunk are the people deciding how to shift traffic Austin?

[Johnathan Liker @JohnathanLiker]

Sometimes you gotta have quality uncompromising and unchanging.

[Alana Mastrangelo-Wrask @ARmastrangelo]

I can’t believe @TheoVon just said “cocaine will turn you into a damn owl, homie, you'll be out on your own porch, you'll be your own street lamp” to a literal President of the United States 🤣

[Johnathan Liker @JohnathanLiker]

Having to relearn a grocery is probably the most difficult first world challenge.

[Ryan Holiday @RyanHoliday]

Jump into the colder pool. Walk instead of drive. Pick up the book instead of your phone. Take responsibility instead of hoping it goes unnoticed. In matters big and small, courage is choosing the more difficult option.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This is fucking idiotic. You want me to pay more taxes to take care of other people's kids? We sure this dude is a Republican? Sounds like a moron. If you can't afford a big family don't have a ton of kids.

[BBQ Bryan @BBQBryan]

The Whataburger app works as a power outage tracker, handy since the electric company doesn't show a map.
Still nearly 1.9 million power outages.

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

Time we had a little talk

[Johnathan Liker @JohnathanLiker]

FINALLY caught a @ahardupvibe show in ATX! 🤘

[Johnathan Liker @JohnathanLiker]

@CodyCarleton15 And there I was, sitting with my water…sober….looking for a way out 😂

[Johnathan Liker @JohnathanLiker]

This debate is like sitting between 2 drunk people at 2am during dry January. #Debates2024

[Johnathan Liker @JohnathanLiker]

Can we get more notice before shutting down random exits on Toll 130? A sign to exit earlier would help!

Also, the cone placement in the near the center of the lanes along with the extremely bright lights into oncoming traffic is terrible.

@TxDOTAustin @TxDOT

[Johnathan Liker @JohnathanLiker]

They’re not sharing inspirational quotes for you.

[Aaron Fritschner @Fritschner]

So sorry I was slow responding to your email, I was tied up watching this over and over again

[Johnathan Liker @JohnathanLiker]

Ticketmaster continues to find ways to let us down.

[CBS Mornings @CBSMornings]

The personal data of about 560 million Ticketmaster customers is potentially up for sale on the dark web after the company was allegedly hacked.

Here's what customers need to do right now. https://t.co/9WNPfEAYfU

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Yeah Instagram is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook