Johnathon Gamer

Johnathon Gamer here | One at a time, ladies | Internet/Media Personality | You don’t wanna see me fully plugged in | Sensation in the Making

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Vaping in the forest, call that breath of the wild.

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the rumours are true, i will be starring in the next dune film

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had my foreskin surgically reattached so that i can do this with it

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the game of the year is KENSHI. congrats!

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HEY ASSHOLE. PLAY HOLLOW KNIGHT SILKSONG

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everybody shut up i’m going big mode!!!

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shadow of the colossus: double dash

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seeing all these people cry for ozzy makes me feel better knowing that when i die my adoring fans will be twice as sad as his

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@ayaonx Space Chimps

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i think my country is censoring me because i used to get millions (if not billions) of likes on my tweets and ever since this new law went into place they’re all gone

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friendly reminder my birthday is coming up in december so start planning your gift for me now if for some reason you haven’t already bought it

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@imyrated could never be me

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@BellaBaddie__ NO NO NO NO NO IT DOESNT!

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@cessonmute usually i throw my controller at the screen

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@Thebiglade The fame

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@ppyowna Being evil makes you small so the othe r has a head start on bigness

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@aeryphilia I thought I banned condoms

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@Thebiglade Unfortunately I’m want for many things m’dear. Perhaps in another life

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@reidahad Hi! Expert here. This is actually very bad. Hold it all in.

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@badcatnobiscuit Correlates to the rise in condom sales

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@Flicky0ps Salient point. I think I will