John “average guy” Hammersmith

Tuna terrorist l Bag dabbler l Box devourer | Lax

[John “average guy” Hammersmith @Johnaverageguy]

Drink for the patriots the blue wave claimed 51 years ago #amyacton

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@CBSDickFitzwell Do both. Those troopers would have wanted it.

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Jeremiah smith is surrounded by the other cavaliers out there #fireday

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Cam newton vs Aaron rodgers 2015

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4:20 am just called the new wife the ex wife’s name

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It’s a wake up jerk into a post game sub mikes way type of Sunday #godbless

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@Johnnyj405 Class

[Roberto Shenanigans @Rob_Shenanigans]

The defensive player didn't hit the QB high, he didn't hit the QB low, he initiated contact with his shoulder (not helmet), he did not land on top of the QB, and he didn't launch himself... How the hell are you supposed to tackle a QB if this is Roughing the Passer??

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Fuck this fat autistic retard #nuke

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@JJwiththeshifts Past nights of drinking got me feeling like arod on the jets

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@Arvell8Reeses Cleveland 4 over Cornell 7 clean sweep

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@ZethingtonZZZ Kenneth, when the going gets tough, the tough get going. Go be great!

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@DubzBob Don’t get the Watson hate. Playing like a great football player and an even better guy off the field.

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@MaddLcConkey69

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@RJordan25pc Great point LeBron

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@BurnerTJustice Maybe even grab a couple dingleberries for later.

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@BufordLee146788

[Greg Vorse @GregVorse]

My dream job is “random dudes in hoodies on NFL sidelines”

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@coalburner29 Horton I’m feeling something swell in the near future. It’s a great day to be great.

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@bigmessyshit Did someone say fabletics 2 for 20 #LANK