John Lackey

Yes I do have barbecue back there. And no, I didn’t invite you. #halfchubbed

[John Lackey @johnBaglackey]

Woke up to Fred Couples missing the cut. Might see what the concrete looks like up close from my balcony. #masters

[John Lackey @johnBaglackey]

I hope Carson Beck’s ugly ass snaps his leg in half and can never play football again. #PositiveVibes #HappyNewYear2026

[John Lackey @johnBaglackey]

@jefffyburg @AbbyRack1738 Agreed. @AbbyRack1738 please hit my line. @911

[John Lackey @johnBaglackey]

I’m in Columbia. I am shitfaced. Someone will hear from me tonight.

[John Lackey @johnBaglackey]

Me and @jefffyburg will not be apologizing to the LEFT about anything we are going to do this weekend. #toothbrush #pissedmyself

[John Lackey @johnBaglackey]

Molly McGrath actually makes my pee pee go boing boing boing

[John Lackey @johnBaglackey]

#whataboutslaves

[John Lackey @johnBaglackey]

Just connected with ex girlfriend on LinkedIn. Does she want me back? #MondayBlogs

[John Lackey @johnBaglackey]

Miami this, Hurricanes that. Irish own Hard Rock. Have a Thursday everyone. #Sinner

[John Lackey @johnBaglackey]

@Mel_Grubbs How did Hardy on ozempic pull that absolute bomb shell of a lady

[John Lackey @johnBaglackey]

@theowenlincolns Hang it in the rafters

[John Lackey @johnBaglackey]

Uh oh someone got their log in back #PakistanIndianWar

[John Lackey @johnBaglackey]

@PFentelli To be honest, John could use some of this right now. #expand

[John Lackey @johnBaglackey]

Pretty sure I just pooped a little in my pants. #sundaythoughts

[John Lackey @johnBaglackey]

@EWitherspoon127 Earl,

Like that rando at UGA said, “My shit gets a hard on when your tits are out”.

Best,
John “Bag” Lackey

[John Lackey @johnBaglackey]

@EWitherspoon127 Earl,

Would you say you’re on an absolute heater right now?

John “Bag” Lackey

[John Lackey @johnBaglackey]

@Alberta_C69 Can you deal with it in Milwaukee? Is that okay?

[John Lackey @johnBaglackey]

@rats4friends

[John Lackey @johnBaglackey]

@jefffyburg @Merica_Dickson Who’s Paul?

[John Lackey @johnBaglackey]

@Merica_Dickson and I are getting absolutely shit canned right now. The city of Milwaukee(and the unsuspecting ladies) watch out. We are on the hunt.

-John “Bag” Lackey