John Baxter

just a simpleton tweeting simple things

[John Baxter @Johnbaxter23]

May your liquor be cold, your women be hot, and all your problems slide off like snot!

[John Baxter @Johnbaxter23]

@ConnorPrunty No shit

[John Baxter @Johnbaxter23]

@ThatOneShowBC The heart that you own

[John Baxter @Johnbaxter23]

@western_grunge Ngl I forgot about born to boogie, great tune

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

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[John Baxter @Johnbaxter23]

Really fucked up not making the background noise the theme song to the dukes of hazard.. 🤠

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

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[Songs That Don’t Suck @songsthtdntsuck]

I believe that I found God about the same time that I found you. All that stuff about heaven and angels, well I know now that it's all true

[Country Chord @CountryChord]

Your reminder to keep workin’ hard.

[John Baxter @Johnbaxter23]

@_PatrickPrunty_ @TeamJuJu Ha ha haaaaaaa😈

[John Baxter @Johnbaxter23]

What a time to be a slime!

[John Baxter @Johnbaxter23]

@ConnorPrunty Suck the chrome off a trailer hitch😎

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

“YOU REMIND ME OF A SUNDAY, BACK HOME IN OLD KENTUCKY…”

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[John Baxter @Johnbaxter23]

@zayelz Don’t get cute

[John Baxter @Johnbaxter23]

@zayelz U wack cuzz

[John Baxter @Johnbaxter23]

@WhiskeyRiff The whiskey ain’t workin

[John Baxter @Johnbaxter23]

@tsizzlebit Need for speed carbon!

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

All a man wants is to come home from a long day at work to a grateful wife and children who are glad to see him, and dinner cooking on the stove. This is literally all it takes to make a man happy. We are simple. Give us this and you will have given us nearly everything we need.

[John Baxter @Johnbaxter23]

@lordxanman @elonmusk Elon u can hang with me anytime u crazy electric rocket shooting bastard!

[John Baxter @Johnbaxter23]

Fuck a turkey I’m here for the bread🥸🥸