John Cleese

Trainee hermit, & keen Amateur Squirrel Trainer

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Are they showing the same charity to any other religions ?

[Kiera Diss @KieraDiss]

I’ll leave you with a Happy Ramadan from West Yorkshire Police handing out dates to the community in Bradford.

This is actually a real police sergeant.

Money well spent 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Alexandra @Alexandr4Denman]

The court heard glowing character references for the Manchester Airport brothers , praising their families standing in the community . One came from their elder brother , serving Greater Manchester Police officer Mohammed Abid . Today we learn Abid himself was suspended in July last year for making racist remarks about a colleagues accent .
The same system that locked up people from Facebook posts now bends over backwards for violent thugs , whilst quietly investigating its own for racism .
Two tier justice aren't conspiracy theory's anymore , They are just facts on the ground . Thoughts?

[Robert Jenrick @RobertJenrick]

Reporting restrictions lifted.

15 men jailed for raping a girl as young as 14 in Bradford.

Jameel Ahmed committed 4 rapes, yet could leave prison in a little over 5 years.

Sentences for rape gang perpetrators are routinely pathetically short.

Britain is broken.

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

BBC Newsnight have just issued an apology to Nigel Farage for wilfully misquoting him.

This is the THIRD apology in THREE years.

Once is a mistake.
Twice is incompetence.
THREE times is 100% deliberate.

I honestly can't wait until the licence fee is scrapped.

[Yasmina @yasminalombaert]

Russian Deputy Foreign Minister Sergei Ryabkov desperately begging the international community to take Russia's nuclear doctrine with "utmost seriousness”.

Here we go again. Because no one in the West takes putin’s stale, repetitive nuclear saber-rattling seriously anymore, the Kremlin has resorted to sending out its second-tier bureaucrats, a man who decides absolutely nothing on his own, to play the same tired broken record.

Listen to the sheer desperation of a regime that has run out of cards to play.

"...as for us, those hypothetically extreme situations in which the use of these weapons is possible are exhaustively described in the Military Doctrine of the Russian Federation and in the Fundamentals of State Policy in the Field of Nuclear Deterrence.
In what might be called a somewhat straightforward presentation, the signal in these documents probably boils down to the fact that encroachment on Russia, on its territorial integrity by aggressors—including those who may not possess such weapons—could, in the worst-case scenarios, lead to us responding with the use of these means. This is a warning, this is a signal. It must be taken with the utmost seriousness, and our adversaries should not try to test on themselves, in the literal sense of the word, Russia's determination to defend itself by all means at its disposal." he said.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

What evidence is there for this ?

[Rohoza (Дев'ятий) Mykhailo 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇨🇦 @Oct7NeverForget]

🤔🧐What happened in the last few hours could become a turning point in the entire war.

Xi Jinping has reportedly made an urgent and extremely tough decision.

According to sources allegedly close to the Chinese leadership, Xi has delivered an ultimatum to the Kremlin.

China — which for years has served as Russia’s main economic and political shield — is now said to have shifted into pressure mode. Reports claim that Beijing has already delivered a clear message to Moscow:

• Russia must begin a real withdrawal of its troops from Ukrainian territory as soon as possible.

• China is allegedly prepared to offer serious economic guarantees and even help engineer a “soft” exit from the war.

• If Moscow refuses, China could sharply reduce its support for Russia, including purchases of oil, technology cooperation, and diplomatic protection.

If true, this would mark the most serious sign yet that even Beijing may no longer see the war as sustainable in its current form.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

His comments seem so one-sided as to render him
useless

He's supposed to be Mayor for all Londoners, not just for a section of them

[Commentary Elon X News @Xmusknewsx]

London Mayor Sadiq Khan says he’s “heartbroken” over criticism about Muslims praying in Trafalgar Square: “British Muslims are scared.”

Any advice for them?

[Subversive Force @SubversiveForce]

Another Muslim rape gang in Bradford jailed today.

Another silence from Bradford East MP Imran Hussain.

But he still found time today for another tirade against Israel.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

Thank you, Peter Magyar

[KyivPost @KyivPost]

Hungary has dropped its two-year veto on EU military reimbursements for Ukraine, unlocking €6.6 billion in funding for Kyiv under the European Peace Facility.

https://t.co/43ZviTM2gA

[David Vance @DavidVance]

Hi @MayorofLondon
This you?

[Dave @DaveKent101]

Perhaps Bridget Phillipson would care to comment on this allegation that her mother stole £728K of taxpayers money?
Also the allegation that Sue Sim was forced out for investigating it?
🤔🤔🤔 @bphillipsonMP

[MoeJoe @MoeJLong]

@Acyn Many people say that Donald rarely pays his bills - but when he does - they are BIG payouts.

[David 🇵🇸🇮🇷 @DavidProwess_]

@Acyn Denmark's Parliament after they learned Trump wanted Greenland because he didn't get Nobel Peace Prize.

[juju @julest10003]

@Acyn These flip, arrogant, vaguely predatory answers should play on endless repeat whenever Lil Marco tries to distance himself from this administration and run for office again ...

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

More Trumpian arrogance

Do his minions have any idea how low America's reputation has sunk under Trump

Probably not...

[Acyn @Acyn]

McBride: I assume you are aware that Greenland is part of Denmark?

Rubio: For now.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

I disagree

He's much worse then that

[Mark Hoath @mark_hoath]

Look at this pathetic excuse of a PM @Keir_Starmer . Scrambling through pre written shit that’s been written for him. He’s a bloody joke. Just fuck off

[Mykhailo Rohoza @MykhailoRohoza]

🇺🇦🧐News from the front suggests that the land corridor may be cut.
We believe in the Armed Forces of Ukraine 🇺🇦
P.S. If that happens, it will already be too late for Putin to announce mobilization.

[Angry Bootneck @AngryBootneck]

One of my sources in the Met sent me this. They didn’t just train their officers to be racist towards whites, they spent tens of millions of pounds and wasted thousands of hours doing it.

[Donna Louise @DonnaLouise1212]

This is a DISGRACE.

The brother of the Manchester Airport thugs the same animals who viciously beat the shit out of police officers is a policeman himself. Not only is he a police officer he has just been suspended over racism claims. Naz Hussain was a respected officer over 3 decades.

Even worse: their family had 6 members in the force who wrote character references defending these scum.

How the hell does a family of cop-beaters have SIX cop relatives vouching for them?

This is two-tier policing on steroids. Total corruption.
Daily Mail called it "A COMPLETE DISGRACE" and they’re right.

The whole system is rotten.

[John Cleese @JohnCleese]

I recommend this piece

[Joni Askola @joni_askola]

When Russia finally cracks and offers to negotiate, expect a flood of Western politicians to pressure Ukraine into a bad deal.

We need to call out this political cowardice before it ruins a historic chance to defeat Russian imperialism.

The structural foundations of the Russian war machine are cracking under immense pressure. Russia's overall situation is deteriorating, and while the endgame might take a while, Moscow will eventually be forced to look for a diplomatic way out. They will try to look reasonable by offering small compromises.

This is where the danger peaks. Our Western governments are heavily populated by leaders who will panic and see this as an opportunity to wash their hands of the conflict. Out of sheer cowardice, they will try to bully Ukraine into accepting whatever deal Russia puts on the table.

We must state clearly that Ukraine cannot accept this betrayal. The power to decide when to make a deal belongs strictly to the Ukrainian people, not to anxious Western politicians. The few brave governments in our alliance must stand up to the cowards and ensure Ukraine has the backing to stay the course.

The ultimate goal cannot be a temporary ceasefire. Russian imperialism will remain a direct threat to the entire continent for as long as we tolerate its existence. To make Europe safe, we must use this exact opportunity to defeat it completely. This is a time for strength, not capitulation