John County

[Mike Damone @damone_mike]

The lady will have the Pimento cheese sandwich and a coke with no ice…

[John County @JohnCounty]

@BenVolin @BostonGlobe Do you promise ?

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Connor Hellebyuck and this dude, the biggest heroes in America right now

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

On this day 37 years ago the Cleveland Indians reported to Spring Training

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Personally, I’m just gonna throw on some Prince and smoke a joint at halftime.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

The Browns front office trying to find someone to coach their team

[Gerry Callahan @GerryCallahan]

I really wish Romo would talk a little bit about the weather.

[John County @JohnCounty]

@trenthendu24 @BillSimnnons One of my favorites #hendu

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

“I happen to know you were high at the knicks game”

[kam @kamsufc]

Happy Breeders Cup week

[Red @SurvivingGrady]

Happy Stealiversary to those who celebrate.

https://t.co/5CYR58fHeh

[Sidelines - Merrimack @SSN_Merrimack]

Merrimack legend Jim Vesey

During the 1987-88 season Vesey set a program record, scoring 95 points with 40 goals and 55 assists. As Merrimack made their first appearance in the D1 tournament at the end of the season he would be named the 1988 Division II-III Hobey Baker winner.

[SethMerrow @SethMerrow2]

Yeah, it's 7 days week during the racing season-- but nothing says you have to be IN Saratoga Mon/Tues!

https://t.co/qm5hqhOgBC

[NYRA (🗽) @TheNYRA]

"I've been coming to Saratoga for about 5 or 6 years, Chip Kelly is the one that introduced me to Saratoga and I just fell in love with it. I think it's one of the best venues in all of America."

🎙️ @OhioStateFB Coach @ryandaytime joined the @FOXSports crew on Saratoga Live!

[Doug O'Neill @DougONeill1]

Humbled and grateful. Thank you to all the owners and jockeys, our amazing team, fans, friends and most of all the amazing horses over the years.

[Fletch @FletchReports]

Rest in peace, George Wendt, AKA Fat Sam.

Thanks for all the free junk.

[John County @JohnCounty]

@uncle_june New Jersey?

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE #NFL DRAFT MOMENT…?

I’ll start:

[Parody/Spoof/Satire Clips 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @NoContextSpoof]

my personal favorite joke from the Police Squad/Naked Gun series

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“What was he wearing? Well, let’s see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater and tan trousers and red shoes. No, he’s not retarded.”