John Jensen

Former Professional Footballer - Bromby & Arsenal where my heart belongs.

[John Jensen @JohnFaxeJensen]

@Missrepresent @datatrans @Navi4Real A new washing machine would be nice

[Kermode and Mayo's Film Review: 2001-2022 @wittertainment]

Looks like the Gremlins remake is going ahead. http://t.co/pUlic3EVVl

[Chris Ship @chrisshipitv]

Obama on EU referendum: You probably wanna see if you can fix what's broken in a relationship before you break it off ...

[Pharrell Williams @Pharrell]

I don't like standard beauty—there is no beauty without strangeness. – Karl Lagerfeld

[John Jensen @JohnFaxeJensen]

“@rickyrozay: Smoking one for mynigga #pnut” @MrChuckD, rick would be lost without the derogatory term.

[John Jensen @JohnFaxeJensen]

@OttoPizzaUK I know your basic rules are no additions, substitutions or removals but do you make exceptions for vegans?

[Brøndby Support @brondbysupport]

Skal du til Esbjerg i morgen? Så tag lige et kig på den her artikel. Det er værd at have i tankerne: http://t.co/0JLG86DnqS #visitering #BIF

[John Jensen @JohnFaxeJensen]

“ @UberFacts Cuddling with your partner can significantly improve the healing of bruises due to the increased release in oxytocin.” #hitnhug

[John Jensen @JohnFaxeJensen]

@CaptainLimey in the world of weaponry that is triangular foodstuffs, Toblerone are worthy of UN sanctions or an invasion Kraft HQ.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Imagine if you carried on believing in Santa and the tooth fairy into adulthood. And even killed & started wars over it. Haha. Imagine that.

[BOILER ROOM @boilerroomtv]

RSVP closing in 1 hr! @ray_ban @sxsw @ChiefKeef @DeathGripz @mountkimbie @Lunice @shlohmo @baauer @RLGRIME @I_Skream http://t.co/ecDJXie3q0

[Alex Ox-Chamberlain @Alex_OxChambo]

Here's part 2 to my 'Close up' interview I did a few weeks ago http://t.co/wI9RRA2IGB

[Brøndby IF @BrondbyIF]

Optakt: Statistisk overtag på Brøndby Stadion mod FCM: Søndag aften skal Brøndby IF i aktion på hjemmebane for... http://t.co/gck1RuWJFV

[JC @MRJC85]

@JohnFaxeJensen You said this was your first picture ever without your moustache with me! 1995/1996 #ArsenaI #COYG

[Wenger Knows Best @wengerknowsbest]

Impossible? No. Difficult? Yes. Knocking out Bayern Munich? No. Convincing everybody that Wilshere is not out for the season.

[Amnesty International USA @amnestyusa]

500,000 people are killed with guns each year. RT to add your #Twignature to our petition #MakeObamaSign a strong #ArmsTreaty