JohnFeightner

Actor/Improvisor

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

We got this.

[JohnFeightner @JohnFeightner]

Worms keep winning.

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

The time Kris Kristofferson consoled Sinead O'Connor after she was booed mercilessly for telling the truth on SNL in 1992.

It costs nothing to be a decent human being.

God speed Kris Kristofferson.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

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[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

Concepts of a plan

[JohnFeightner @JohnFeightner]

BUT I SAW IT ON TELEVISION!
Sir, that was an episode of Adventure Time. And they're best friends working through a disagreement.

[JohnFeightner @JohnFeightner]

Turn of the Century.

[Lori @thebutterknife]

It is blowing my mind that Harris was AG of CA and a US Senator AND the VP and folks are like “she’s unqualified.” Like who tf is qualified then?

[JohnFeightner @JohnFeightner]

@McCanlus

[JohnFeightner @JohnFeightner]

Let's GOOOOOOOO!

[Human Rights Campaign Rapid Response @HRC]

NEW: VP Kamala Harris has chosen MN Gov. Tim Walz as her VP. From advising a gay-straight alliance as a teacher to banning “conversion therapy” as governor, Walz has been a lifelong champion of LGBTQ+ rights.

VP Harris and Gov. Walz will fight for equality and justice for ALL.

[JohnFeightner @JohnFeightner]

@evildeadthing

[JohnFeightner @JohnFeightner]

@McCanlus

[Cooper @Cooperstreaming]

Lies. Between 2004-2010 Kamala Harris was district attorney of San Francisco. In that time, there were 1956 marijuana convictions. Of those convicted, only 45 ever served jail time. Why?

In 2005 Kamala created a program called Back On Track, allowing low level non violent drug offenders to enroll in school in lieu of doing jail time.

When they graduate, their records are wiped clean, preventing barriers to employment in the future. The program was found to reduce recidivism, which was typically around 53%, to less than 10%.

"Kamala is a cop" is propaganda.

[MR. POP @MrPopOfficial]

In real time you can see Kamala realize that she may have found her campaign slogan:

“We’re Not Going Back”

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I prosecuted sex predators. Trump is one.
I shut down for-profit scam colleges. He ran one.
I held big banks accountable. He's owned by them.

I'm not just prepared to take on Trump, I'm prepared to beat him.

[JohnFeightner @JohnFeightner]

@apaullo95 Oh no! Glad you were only partially Christine-d. Get well soon.

[JohnFeightner @JohnFeightner]

I have, no joke, had this same thought often.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

In depth historical analysis of how we got here:

[JohnFeightner @JohnFeightner]

@seancollierpgh Wicked 2! No wait...

[JohnFeightner @JohnFeightner]

The Acolyte Episode 5:
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"I've accepted my darkness. What have you done with yours...?"

[𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛🦇 @BrowseHorror]

a horror movie quote that always makes you laugh