I am not on Twitter anymore, and won't see messages or replies here. But I am on Substack, and links to my weekly posts there will appear on this account.
Get dressed, ye merry gentlemen, let nothing ye dismay! For it is Christmas, Christmas, Christmas. Christmas, Christmas Day! It’s Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day… It is Chri-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-histmas day, Chrissymas Day, it is Chriiiiiiiistmas Day!
Geeeeeettttt…. DRESSED ye merry gentlemen, let nothing you dismay! For it is Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day! It’s Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day… it is Chri-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-histmas daaaaay!
Love,
The Airport.
While I’m here, there is also a new Christmassy short story by me, read by Adrian Scarborough, going out on BBC Radio 4 at 3.15 today, and available on BBC Sounds.
Hello. In a minute, I’m going to post what will be, I expect, my last ever tweet. I won’t delete my account, so the tweet will still be up for future Christmasses, but for live renditions from now on, try Blue Sky. I’m also on Substack.
I'm not here any more, but my ghost would like to point out that for mystical reasons of their own, Amazon have cut the price of The Researcher's First Murder by almost half. Down from £25 to the curiously specific £13.56. Haunting ends. Whooooo. https://t.co/KltBHqM0yK
I am not on Twitter anymore, but I am on Substack; and links to my weekly posts there will appear on this account.
He Ever Left the Pomegranate Unblemished https://t.co/Ncam1MPoYA
Poking my head round the gate of the abandoned funfair just long enough to shout “There’s a new episode of Souvenir Programme on BBC Sounds!” and “I’m doing a show at the Ludlow Fringe in June!”, and then running off again.
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