John Floreani 🍝

singer & songwriter of @trophyeyesmusic

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@EquinoxDrums @OctaveGame Gave me ass cancer

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@radwinmastery @Schwarzenegger Well, my 10 minutes is up lol

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Late for work, vyvanse, coffee, and double upper decker w no breakfast is a crazy combo. Would recommend.

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I voted this as GOTY btw. Everyone else please go do the same

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I’m about 100 hours into @KingdomComeRPG and I want to kms. It gets worse the further in you get- it’s actually impressive how spectacularly unplayable this game is. I’m actually impressed. Thanks @WarhorseStudios, I’ll never get to play this for the first time again.

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Btw Kiteman was a real dude in my hometown. He died the other day and they spelt his name wrong in his obituary. Fly high Kiteman RIP bro.

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Wild how doctors now prescribe weed for anxiety and meth for focus. Turns out Kite-Man and Dunky from my hometown were actually early architects of modern holistic health.

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Melbourne pollen count: Moderate

Me:

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The only merch I want to buy lately is obscure influencer shit like Powerfish and Will Blunderfield.

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@killerfreakout Sorry big boy I don’t use letterboxd and honestly I’ve just watched garbage this year. Too emotionally unavailable for any actual pieces of art. I watched Jeremiah Johnson again the other day it’s one of my all timers. Perfect Days was nice. I watch No Country annually too.

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Like everyone around me was very uncomfortable and I really wanted to say sorry but that just would have made it weirder.

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On the train home from training was texting the homie saying maybe class is dead ‘cause it’s cold. Then took my shit off to send a pic of my blue toes as like proof (totally unnecessary) wo realising what kind of unhinged behaviour that is

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If I end up on subway creatures or brown cardigan this is why

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On the train home from training was texting the homie saying maybe class is dead ‘cause it’s cold. Then took my shit off to send a pic of my blue toes as like proof (totally unnecessary) wo realising what kind of unhinged behaviour that is

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Yes I was radicalised by Rocky Road to Dublin this morning.

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Irish folk band: any requests?

fan: what about the one that goes tiddly diddley dee diddley diddley

Irish folk band: ahh yes

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Irish folk band: any requests?

fan: what about the one that goes tiddly diddley dee diddley diddley

Irish folk band: ahh yes

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@Reded765 Haven’t listened to anything else since it dropped lol

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Seperate cheques please. Keep track of your own tabs.

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I just realised, I was pushing y’all to move for our set at Download XXII on the equivalent of a 40 °c day in Australia, and after y’all have been day drinking since morning. Lmao my b everyone, stay cool and hydrated out there today 🥵

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Tickets here https://t.co/Iq352ZCMGs

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And now, what literally no one was asking for, a show in London on Tuesday lmao

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Wild how doctors now prescribe weed for anxiety and meth for focus. Turns out Kite-Man and Dunky from my hometown were actually early architects of modern holistic health.

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Heard my razor turn on in my suitcase loading it into the uber. The eye contact was pretty uncomfortable, but the fact that it’s still audibly buzzing, and the only thing making a sound in this otherwise silent drive is *chef’s kiss*