JW3G

6th grade 3v3 basketball champion. My wife’s favorite husband. Go Birds 🦅🦅

[That Hurts @That_Hurts]

Good morning.

[Eli Berkovits @BookOfEli_NFL]

Team USA: scores a goal

Me, a man who watches zero soccer:

[Mikey V. @BeardownCuz]

Hockey should be more popular than it is. Something about the regular season needs changing, but the playoffs are just second to none. It’s unbelievable.

[JW3G @JohnGlass_]

✨ impostor syndrome ✨

[JW3G @JohnGlass_]

I hate that the steering column shifter in trucks is fading out

[JW3G @JohnGlass_]

@ThnxLuv Got 2 minutes away from picking us up and cancelled the ride 😂

[JW3G @JohnGlass_]

If Jerry who drives a grey Jeep for Uber in Columbus sees this, fuck you

[JW3G @JohnGlass_]

If you’re not invited, don’t go

[JW3G @JohnGlass_]

If you back it up shawty, imma smack it up

[JW3G @JohnGlass_]

I’ll never understand why people wear sunglasses inside

[Rachel A DeMita @RADeMita]

me to my cat when he starts scratching the furniture

[Jeff Stoutland @CoachStoutland]

Philadelphia,

I’ve decided my time coaching with the Eagles has come to an end.

When I arrived here in 2013, I did not know what I was signing up for. I quickly learned what this city demands. But more importantly, what it gives back.

The past 13 years have been the great privilege of my coaching career. I didn’t just work here, I became one of you.

Stout out

[JW3G @JohnGlass_]

I wonder if the mirror will ever clear itself for you

[JW3G @JohnGlass_]

@ch518906 I mean, yeah possibly. It’s a red flag to some sense. But you can’t tell us that a QB that’s been to the SuperBowl twice in 3 years, won 1 and was named MVP can’t survive in the NFL either.

[JW3G @JohnGlass_]

The Eagles lost because they would rather stroke their ego than admit that Patullo was a poor hiring choice and fire him mid at any point this season.

[JW3G @JohnGlass_]

When it rains, it pours. Time to go dance in it

[JW3G @JohnGlass_]

George Kittle is my daddy

[JW3G @JohnGlass_]

I never truly allow myself to rest

[JW3G @JohnGlass_]

Javonte Williams, take your shot, get back out there and you can have your lollipop

[JW3G @JohnGlass_]

Where’s the desire?