John Hallmann

Writer/Comedian

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@BrooksElms Great job, Brooks! Unique interesting style. Check it out @bluemintt

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Oh so a billionaire is worried about further padding his already cash filled pockets??

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'HE'S NOT REAL!'

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Big show tomorrow 6/12 8pm at @TheMintLa
Come see
Liza Treyger- @LizaTreyger
Emily Catalano- @EmilyCatalano
Natalie Friedman- @NatalieFriedman
Eliza Skinner- @elizaskinner
Macey Isaacs- @MaceyIsaacs
Mike Glazer- @glazerboohoohoo
Get your tickets 👇
https://t.co/NcFcGv6E3K

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If this doesn't get you to buy more vinegar, I don't know what will

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@ItsJoeRoche 🤣If I ever own a donkey milk soap company that's what I'll call it

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Oh hell yeah! Time for a good scrub!

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@WordsByJP Arrival

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Big if true! 🤔

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Just when they finally found a great new alternative to horses they had to invent the stupid car 💔🦛

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He'd have been 100 today 💔
Oh wait sorry 99, check in next year! 😃 💔

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Come on you can't ask me to unravel this gordian knot on Labor Day of all days 😩

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If you're in the WGA vote for Rich. He's an immense talent and a great person and would do amazing things on the WGA board!

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@shawncarlow Nothing beats the true OGs 👴👵

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The first Jurassic Park is still #1 in my book ❤️🦕

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@MoeLykit @archangelcrew 🤞🙏🤞👨‍⚖️

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Good news. The pelican that snatched a mouthwatering turkey leg out of my hand at Disney World and flew away has finally been arrested 🥳🙏

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@shawncarlow 🙏🙏👨‍⚖️🥳

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@Colbywinters The loss of that 18$ left a chasm in my psyche and my wallet 😩

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In Poland, there is a LARP group that roleplays as contemporary Americans. Here they are doing “Ohio.”