Johnathan Hamilton Carter

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[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

CONGRATULATIONS TO DONALD ON HAVING THE SMALLEST CROWD IN RECORDED HISTORY. PEOPLE CALL ME EVERY DAY BEGGING TO KNOW HOW DOES HE GET SUCH PUNY CROWDS? IS IT BECAUSE HE'S BORING, OLD, STUPID, WHAT IS IT?!! I SAY IT'S ALL OF THE ABOVE BUT THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE. YOU MUST BE CONSISTENT. DONALD GETS SMALL CROWDS EVERY SINGLE DAY. RALLIES, SPEECHES, STATE FAIRS. HE NEVER RESTS. IT WOULD BE EASY TO SAY, OK TODAY I'LL HAVE A BIG CROWD. BUT NOT TRUMP. AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES HIM A TINY CROWD CHAMPION.

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

WWII Veteran and Purple Heart recipient Robert Hilliard:

"Next week I'll be 101 years old. In February 1944 when I was 18 years old I was inducted into the army and what they taught me to do there was to kill people who set up detention camps. Can you imagine how I felt earlier this year when they announced that one of the future detention camps would be at that same camp landing in Florida? We have a fascist, a fascist government, that allows innocent people to be put in detention camps and incarcerated."

Source: @tomaskenn

[ສະຫາຍ ສຸວິ 🇱🇦🇵🇸‧₊˚ ✮⋆˙ @Souvie]

this isn’t ok or normal and you shouldn’t go about your day pretending it is

[Jayy 🤴🏾 @TDJayy98]

Spittin on it 💦

[Boys to Breed (NYC) @boystobreed]

This little princess ✨ @tonycastelli101

[Johnathan Hamilton Carter @JohnHCarterOF]

Shots from my birthday. Well, before we got too busy.

[Tim Sharp 🍊 🍊 🇺🇸 @realtimsharp]

Nancy Guthrie was kidnapped from her home over 4 months ago. Seems like all of the Flock cameras in Tucson would have brought her back.

Unless Flock isn’t about solving crimes.

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

BBC isn’t backing down.

Trump sued them for $10 billion, which means discovery cuts both ways. Now the BBC wants his phone logs, private schedules, daily diaries, and communications from November 2020 through January 20, 2021.

They aren’t just defending the case. They’re asking a simple question: did their documentary damage Trump’s reputation, or did January 6 do that all by itself?

Lawsuits open doors, and discovery is fair game 💥

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

The Acting Attorney General is a corrupt lawbreaker.

@DAGToddBlanche will be disbarred.

He will be investigated next year by Congress.

And if the fact warrant it, he will be prosecuted by a future Administration.

November is coming.

[Parody Jeff @Parodyjeffx]

Here is @LauraLoomer trying to bribe me to stop posting about her face-surgical disasters.

Pretty Jewish behavior.

[B L A K E L E Y™℠©® LLC @_iamblakeley]

This is fucking insane and can’t stand.

[Thick Macho @THICKmacho]

Big macho

[kai @kai_locks]

giving myself a taste 🤤💦

[PATRIOT WATCH X @patriotwatchx0]

They never expected the people who filmed 9/11 as it happened to upload the videos to social media years later.

FOLLOW ME, THE NEXT DROP WILL BE SHOCKING.

[honey @spiritbuns]

a little clip of me topping for you all 🥰

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

Albania is done clowning around

They are taking back their country from Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump

[Brandon Birch @BrandoBirchWood]

Wanna lick it up for me?

[Boys to Breed (NYC) @boystobreed]

From the afterparty to my bed in ten minutes…