John Heilman

Amatuer MMA fighter. 13-7

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@MarissaAnnYO I'm actually on a little break from fighting. Getting a real job lol. Gotta save up so the girlfriend and I can get a place.

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@MarissaAnnYO This is about as rare an occasion as seeing Bigfoot lol. How've you been?

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@MarissaAnnYO Once in a great while I get on here. Lol

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#yuppie Hey!

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

All dippers will share dips with other fellow dippers. We know what it's like to not have a can.

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The first dip in the can is always the best dip in the can.

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Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love, and eat them to stay alive.

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Let's go @HypeOrDie!

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According to @DonaldGlover I'm supposed to start saying "Nigga" all the time. Definitely gonna take advantage of this shit nigga!

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@FrankyRoe That's only fair.

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Women, can't live with them, can't successfully refute their hypothesis.

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Some people are afraid of heights, but not me. I'm afraid of widths.

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If you can't afford a doctor just go to the airport. You'll get a free x-ray, a breast exam and, if you mention Al Qaeda, a free colonoscopy

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As much as I hate Portland, Portlandia is a hilarious show.

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Haha I just hit a seagull! Fuck you seagull!

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@TapouT @chadmendes is the #NextFWchamp

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@kendrahockman Poor guy was probably just lonely...or a creeper. The latter is more likely.

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@FrankyRoe This is true. It's a vicious circle, but I love it.

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@kendrahockman Haha. You're gonna have a stalker now.

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@kendrahockman Did you give him your number though? I think he deserves it lol.