John Morris

Ruh Roh! RONSTERS!!

[John Morris @JohnHMiii]

Like I just want my 1500 dollar computer with applecare fixed.... @AppleSupport

[John Morris @JohnHMiii]

Went to the Apple Store and was told they couldn't fix my computer bc "if everyone just brought their computers in it would be crazy"?!??

[Drunk Ina Garten 👸🏻 @DrunkInaGarten]

Are you #FOOLPROOF or are you basic? https://t.co/T30xDrwNg8

[Drunk Ina Garten 👸🏻 @DrunkInaGarten]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAN

[Stats Canada @stats_canada]

97% of Canadian third graders read at a higher level than Donald Trump

[John Morris @JohnHMiii]

You make friends while I make tacos 😂😂 @GVSU13

[John Morris @JohnHMiii]

@arcadianstars @c_dubb_22 @GVSU13 aww lets get together to drunk cry and accidentally go through emergency exits 🙈

[John Morris @JohnHMiii]

@gillianromero awwwww

[John Morris @JohnHMiii]

@arcadianstars adventurous = key word lmao

[Katrina ⚓️ @katwags22]

*sips woody* @JohnHMiii

[Katrina ⚓️ @katwags22]

*sips wine*

[Katrina ⚓️ @katwags22]

She's so talented se can text with her eyes *sips wine* @JohnHMiii

[John Morris @JohnHMiii]

@katwags22 why am i just seeing this now??? lol

[John Morris @JohnHMiii]

The person in the car in front of me is conducting to the radio 😂😂 #getitmaestro

[John Morris @JohnHMiii]

OMG SING OFF #teamJulie

[John Morris @JohnHMiii]

Damn...I guess gaga can actually sing

[John Morris @JohnHMiii]

Where's the latex, meat, and giant egg??

[John Morris @JohnHMiii]

Please don't ruin thisssssss

[John Morris @JohnHMiii]

John Travolta is creepy af