Shit is too funny though. Currently we are all out of Poodles but rest assured we have more than enough pussy for all your needs. Hahaha hypothetical ratchet businesses or drug infomercials are my favorite.
Life is good. In other news I have a new job I pretend to answer the phone for when I answer calls with. Now when lovers and friends call I either answer as Fresa for Raisin’s (South Park) or Pussy and Poodles. My best friend Khrysti made up the name. Idk what service we provide.
I’m so high it doesn’t feel like it’s my birthday. Hehehe I woke up at seven today, smoked and knocked back out. Woke up officially at nine, called the plug for my bday dub. Made hella gyoza for breakfast. Been on the phone or listening to music cleaning my room and shit.
Mama didn’t raise a quitter. A cheap whore. An overtly feminine man, a lady boy. Set of holes with a heart of gold. A pouty, sleepy, sedated and itchy faggot. Quitter? No. Hooker? How much? Hahaha
I wish I was as bad as some people make me feel I am. I really ain’t shit. I’m a spoiled brat at best. It pisses some people off I guess, it’s best I laugh about it? My mom told me it’s better people talk bad about me than not say anything at all. Still annoying as fuck though.
My plug literally complained to me about three of my friends that also goes through him. Like I never pissed him off calling him for fronts. I swear, flirting with everyone has its benefits.
The older I get the more I see that part of being an adult is deflecting. Some of us are just cuter about shit than others. Few of us are actually honest with ourselves and others. All of us ain’t shit though. Hahaha
@ickkyisricky Yooo, I be making similar jokes but instead of the Raiders winning, blaming anything about me that could be deemed ignorant or not acceptable on my autism. I’m not professionally diagnosed but it is a joke about ignorance. Ok bye, hahahahaha.
Several of my close friends have been going through mental health issues and it breaks my heart. I have one of them over my house rn and it’s been a lot of crying and talking to a wall. I feel so helpless. Her energy feels as if someone took a shotgun to it.
@jaymichaelragan I had this old ass pair of black Jordans but I guess my mom threw them out. We’re the same size I would have gave them too you. Ahhh, I have other shoes that I don’t care for if anything.