John “I get laid” Jacobs

Kappa Sig | PCP’17 | White Woman Connoisseur | Mukbang Lover | Kappa Lover | $11,999 in debt to offshore bookee|

[John “I get laid” Jacobs @JohnJacobs289]

My best friends dad just side eyed me on the couch and said “You got a guy for me” #likefatherlikeson #rolltide

[John “I get laid” Jacobs @JohnJacobs289]

@SpecialEdmund @wardamnbilly @pampheta Ok pal. I fuck bitches 30x hotter than you and @wardamnbilly which technically means I’m not gay. I get paid and then I get laid. Take after me rook

[John “I get laid” Jacobs @JohnJacobs289]

@wardamnbilly @SpecialEdmund @pampheta No lies here just he’s just attracted to dudes. It’s ok we’re here for him

[John “I get laid” Jacobs @JohnJacobs289]

@cutkalebjohnson @wardamnbilly

[John “I get laid” Jacobs @JohnJacobs289]

@bringbackdixie0 Under I go to fucking ole miss I do this shit everyday of my life. #vet

[John “I get laid” Jacobs @JohnJacobs289]

@ghuegherlovebox Not with the nigga too😂

[John “I get laid” Jacobs @JohnJacobs289]

@jgutierrez357 No one gives a flying fuck you miss a grown ass dude

[John “I get laid” Jacobs @JohnJacobs289]

@ambr0ga @freddydanger69 And your black even worse😂

[John “I get laid” Jacobs @JohnJacobs289]

@VandyTracker Yeah Penn state tabs says all I need to know about you #fag

[John “I get laid” Jacobs @JohnJacobs289]

@jsjmuse90 The standards in Oxford just keep getting more unrealistic every year😂

[John “I get laid” Jacobs @JohnJacobs289]

I’ve seen enough @jsjmuse90 #yams

[John “I get laid” Jacobs @JohnJacobs289]

@NotKyleHall @jsjmuse90 #sniffsniff

[John “I get laid” Jacobs @JohnJacobs289]

@hoosierjests @wardamnbilly Got your faggot ass attention 😂

[John “I get laid” Jacobs @JohnJacobs289]

Kind of guy @wardamnbilly likes

[John “I get laid” Jacobs @JohnJacobs289]

@hoosierjests @wardamnbilly Nice spelling Hoosier faggot

[John “I get laid” Jacobs @JohnJacobs289]

@jgutierrez357 @wardamnbilly I’m gunna call

[John “I get laid” Jacobs @JohnJacobs289]

@NigeritoBandito @wardamnbilly You must not know me I’m a box muncher #LANK

[John “I get laid” Jacobs @JohnJacobs289]

@lordcockandball @wardamnbilly Slayer,
Your welcome
Take care
Bye bye.

[John “I get laid” Jacobs @JohnJacobs289]

@trideltmunch @wardamnbilly You and @wardamnbilly should tag team he’s in

[John “I get laid” Jacobs @JohnJacobs289]

@LankSchrader @wardamnbilly You put periods on X #obliterate

[John “I get laid” Jacobs @JohnJacobs289]

@LankSchrader @wardamnbilly And your Jewish even worse😂