John Crace

Parliamentary sketch writer for Guardian. Writer of Digested Read. Contributor to GQ. Author

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Can anyone remember a time when Danny Murphy wasn’t miserable?

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@JohnJCrace I heartily agree about The Marriage of Fígaro. I only have to hear the overture and my mood lifts immediately. A good few years ago I was lucky enough to play the Countess - such a joy.

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That’s something I would watch

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Does this World Cup opening ceremony end with the live human sacrifice of Infantino?

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Tickets still available for my show with the fabulous @ArfurSmith at the Leicester Square Theatre next Wednesday June 10th. please do come

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Why have you stopped selling Mango sorbet @marksandspencer

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I see the right are now telling Mark Nowak how he ought to grieve

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Always reassuring to know that Lords prioritises eating lunch over playing cricket

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So helpful of JD Vance to show that he’s not actually very bright

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Tickets still available for my London show at Leicester Sq theatre next Wed, June 10th. Please do come, and if you can't please be kind and repost so we might reach someone who can

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Who would have guessed?

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Spurs' dreadful season has had a big impact on their shirt and stadium sponsorship values. https://t.co/xA9GmYKXyY

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