Breaking: balding shampoo Salesman Tom Devore lawsuit dismissed for "failing to state a claim". Devore, whose law license was recently suspended, attempted to sue the ILGOP House Minority Leader @mccombieforilli for blocking him on Facebook. Skeptics claim that the lawsuit was an elaborate ruse for Devore to ask McCombie out on a date.
Two celebrity Chicago mayoral contributions reported today:
$5,000 from hall of fame quarterback John Elway to John Kelly
$10,000 from trader and media personality Jon Najarian to Mike Quigley