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[McNasty @McNasty]

hantavirus son or lettuce diarrhea daughter

[Ekkanss @ekkanss]

Cuando estoy teniendo una pesadilla pero recuerdo que yo tengo el control ahí:

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

me after i encourage my friends to shoot their shot but they get left on read

[mrs mind freak @quiet_homeboy]

This is so hard to believe but maybe I just hang out with hot people who are ran through

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Erika Kirk after a shooting: "I just wanna go home."

Erika Kirk going home:

[jainormis @jainormis]

i lowkey moan when i crack open a cold beer

[Softboy @softboywin]

“Can we reschedule” OMG YES PLEASE

[john beer 🍻 @JohnLazalde]

Ngl I still have ptsd from factory town. Took atleast 5 yrs from my life 💀

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

How it feels to finally leave a Mexican party at 3am

[kay @kswizzlein]

no babe trust me the love of ur life is for sure at miami music week rn

[Leo Gao @nabla_theta]

"twin", "king", "queen"... why are the youths calling each other mattress sizes

[john beer 🍻 @JohnLazalde]

@arcmusicfest @martinwhaa Pls 💀💀🤣🤣🤣

[john beer 🍻 @JohnLazalde]

@DrewBricks Brah that’s my dads look when he found out I was left handed

[L3 Tweet Engineer @MegaBasedChad]

Love Venmo because I can see my old college friend charging his 6 year girlfriend 50/50 for every lunch

[john beer 🍻 @JohnLazalde]

Selfie

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I'm admittedly not great at keeping in contact with people. I found out at Christmas dinner with my family that my brother hasn't been talking to me for 2 years. I had no idea.

[KETAMINE BONGWATER @IHATEMODELOS]

one day you will find true love but for now focus on detrimental three day benders

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

stages of christmas shopping:

1. there's plenty of time.
2. oh no.