John B

[John B @johnLbashaw]

Dylan sucks at #FIFA19 #XboxShare

[John B @johnLbashaw]

@kissy_esme Hey

[Sigh-onix @ACNH131]

@RocketLeague @RLSideswipe If your next tweet isn’t about listening to the community and fixing the season rewards after the backlash, then you’re missing a huge opportunity to score major brownie points. Would be such an easy home run for y’all to show that you actually listen with minimal effort.

[John B @johnLbashaw]

@Alyas_22 Lord please give this man a new hairline 🙏 I gotchu

[John B @johnLbashaw]

@brenguerrero13 Ever had peach lemonade?

[John B @johnLbashaw]

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[John B @johnLbashaw]

@7Kels Try Taylor port. It’s like 6 bucks. If you like really strong sweet wines, try it out. 👍

[Chief E @ForeignMagnet]

teller: so did you wanna deposit the whole $3?

me: yo lower your fuckin voice

[John B @johnLbashaw]

My amazon movie collection will be passed down through generations like a grandfathers pocket watch.

[Usurpsart @usurpss]

This one got me

[John B @johnLbashaw]

Females now days

[John B @johnLbashaw]

They can't HOLD ME #EASPORTSFIFA20 #XboxShare

[John B @johnLbashaw]

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[John B @johnLbashaw]

@brenguerrero13 Think of the male brain like a train with a lot of train carts going in one direction to one location. A females brain is like a national airport with a lot of planes.

[John B @johnLbashaw]

You can be hungover. You’ll just never be wake up run 5 miles work all day hungover.

[John B @johnLbashaw]

$JohnBashawII @mollyzem

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[John B @johnLbashaw]

I remember when I would come up with excuses to go out and drink. Now I come up with hella excuses not to drink.

[John B @johnLbashaw]

#ApexLegends #XboxShare

[sarah 🦋 @sarah12fowler]

He’s literally trying to help a nation that hates him, when majority of y’all only hate him because twitter told you to

[John B @johnLbashaw]

@mollyzem

[John B @johnLbashaw]

@mollyzem Same but wake up at 5 loll