the ottomans banned coffee because it made people too hard to control
ben franklin drank 30+ cups a day and helped ignite a revolution
before the 1600s, europeans had beer for breakfast...then coffee arrived and sparked the enlightenment & greatest rise in wealth the world has ever seen
teddy roosevelt drank a gallon of coffee a day, survived an assassination attempt and finished his speech.
coffee makes you your most creative, rebellious, authentic self
"All I'm saying Carmella is if the 'I' in AIPAC stood for Italian, they'd be calling it a mafia organization. A bunch of Italians in congress sending billions of dollars to Italy for military aid? We couldn't get away with that shit."