John Loren

I like music and tight pants.

[John Loren @JohnLor85]

@StephenKing Sounds like a question for Blaine the mono

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@AndyRichter You’re truly just a cowboy

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@kumailn More or less

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@paulscheer I believe the horse voted democrat

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So I'm enjoying gotg2 but it does lack subtly #FatherAndSonPlanetaryCatchScene

[John Loren @JohnLor85]

@TheTweetOfGod Maybe I should take a look in the mirror

[John Loren @JohnLor85]

@kumailn What about my backyard stream?

[John Loren @JohnLor85]

@toddbarry Come on Todd, we talked about this

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Holy crap, All I Hear Is Static by The Lillingtons is freaking amazing

[John Loren @JohnLor85]

@nottjmiller I can tell you're not sober, it's the 20th Mr. Miller

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Not fat shamming but there's a direct correlation between Mathew Perry's weight and the quality of an episode of friends

[John Loren @JohnLor85]

@mradamscott Go back to ice town

[John Loren @JohnLor85]

@mradamscott Ice town 2: Low Cal Calzone Zone; This time it's about Calzones

[John Loren @JohnLor85]

@xpressingit Same here but if any network could do it, it's hbo.......or FX

[John Loren @JohnLor85]

@AndyRichter Just keep at it 👍

[The Hummingbird 🐦 @SaysHummingbird]

Make. This. Go. Viral. Because. The. Media. Won't.

Muslim groups raise ~$500,000 for families of Portland heroes

https://t.co/B7fIVmiGGO

[John Loren @JohnLor85]

@nottjmiller For now T.J., for now

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@eddiepepitone Constantly

[John Loren @JohnLor85]

Rewatching @arresteddev while it's still available on @netflix

[John Loren @JohnLor85]

@steveagee @prattprattpratt I'll do it for 49.99