John Phillips

Idk what I’m doing

[kang @jaycaspiankang]

Really sucks you can’t watch a game at a bar bc it’s on Amazon prime or peacock. We used to be a society

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“Thank you for your payment”

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

'You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"
Me:

[Woody @woodyVSworld]

Shit

[The Football Vault @FootballVault1]

A more accurate photo of me for the next 12 hours

[NCAA Buzzer Beaters & Game Winners @NCAABuzzerBters]

Crazy

[Live Weather Updates @samelpan4]

Might rain this week. Might not

[cow @cowincrisis]

farmer found my twitter it’s so over

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

Moments granny risks her life exposing the deception behind modern maps, which makes white-dominated countries larger and others, especially the global south, smaller.

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

Arby's CEO gonna fuck the flaps off a roast beef sandwich next.

[YouSceneThis? @YouSceneThis]

There’s a whole generation that has no clue what the Scary Movie 2 basketball scene is referencing 😩...

[theendeavorpath @theendeavorpath]

This Quote will change your life.

[ReUPs™ @_Re_UPS]

“If You’re Gonna Be a Racist, Don’t Use
ANYTHING invented or created by the Blacks”

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

The ENTIRE internet, trying to show MAGA that Alex Pretti was NOT brandishing a gun, ffs

[Footballism @FootbaIIism]

Only the real remember

[J. Cole @JColeNC]

Disc 2 - Track 2

[𝘖𝘯𝘺𝘹𝘏𝘰𝘰𝘱𝘴 @OnyxHoops]

YOU BOMBED VENEZUELA WHEN CHINESE OFFICIALS WERE THERE?!?!? BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I FUCKING HATE THIS NIGGA 😭😭😭😭

[໊ @user0000O0]

life update:
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[Ryan, Perdido en TX @RyanLostinTX]

Twas the night before Christmas
When all through the house
The air conditioner was running
Because you live in the south

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerkss]

LMAOOOO JOIN A CONFERENCE YOU COWARDS