John Michael

I Tweet about sports a lot. Maybe too much. #TeamTampaBay ☠️ ⚡️ ☀️ 🔰 ✨ 🐊 honorary swiftie

[John Michael @JohnMAbbott]

stupid sexy rays

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lol idk

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bought two footlongs at the ballpark but they ran out after i paid so they offered two regular hot dogs for each footlong so my fat ass sat there and ate four hot dogs

beautiful day at the ballpark good to be home long live the trop go rays

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imagine missing out on this because you’re afraid of a little spanish

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awful awful AWFUL decision by @ussoccer to not have all d2 and lower professional teams in the @opencup next year.

it is an OPEN cup. every team should have the opportunity to participate.

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long terrible season but ended with a dub over fsu

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@notcalx @arnaldo1031 “could it be?! COULD IT BE?!?! THE GREAT CURSE HAS BEEN LIFTED!!!!! THERE GOES MICHAEL SPURLOCK!!!!!!! AND FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, THE TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS HAVE RETURNED A KICKOFF FOR A TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!! SANTA MARIA!!!!!!!”

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cant even poop on the clock anymore. we used to be a proper country.

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wow magic johnson really had spot on analysis

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

The @BlueJays hand the Dodgers two losses in LA and take a 3-2 lead in the #WorldSeries

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1st round “redzone channel”

[Codify @CodifyBaseball]

Completely fix postseason baseball with four words.

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“wow the bucs look great and every game has been exciting im sure youre loving this”

me:

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my morning was fine until you brought up tim beckham

[Tampa Bay Tay @TayVictoria8]

Good morning, Rays fans 🙃

[John Michael @JohnMAbbott]

we gotta do something about that silent rays webull commercial

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it plateaued, unfortunately

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rays analytics have discovered the way to boost the unquantifiable “power of friendship” metric. will be interesting to see if this plateaus or continues to grow exponentially.

[John Michael @JohnMAbbott]

they wanted you to come to them and say, “wow, she is so great.” and they were gonna say, “well, it's in the genes.” and she was actually gonna be wearing jeans. and they'd point to them, right? no. but you ruined it. so, thank you very much.

[John Michael @JohnMAbbott]

rays analytics have discovered the way to boost the unquantifiable “power of friendship” metric. will be interesting to see if this plateaus or continues to grow exponentially.

[John Michael @JohnMAbbott]

goldy leading al first basemen shows that the people voting for him don’t know ball. they know brand.

vote aranda #RaysUp

[Paul Dellegatto⚡️FOX @PaulFox13]

Gross.
Saharan dust over Orlando this afternoon. #Florida

[John Michael @JohnMAbbott]

PACK. AL. LANG.

[Tampa Bay Rowdies @TampaBayRowdies]

Another in-state rivalry for the Round of 32. This time at Al Lang. 😏

Stay tuned for more details later today!

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