John McCann

He who rides a tiger cannot dismount. Empty wagons rattle the loudest.

[John McCann @JohnMcCannn]

Y'all must be playing too much cards against humanity if you think this is okay

[John McCann @JohnMcCannn]

At least he has his wife along to explain to him who lebron james is

[John McCann @JohnMcCannn]

Guy drinking his vodka red bull through a straw thinks he's a wildlife biologist

[John McCann @JohnMcCannn]

Stomach rumbles. @HaileeRydmark "your stomach is going awol right now" #........................................

[John McCann @JohnMcCannn]

@UWLaCrosse big-time on the national broadcast of the @Olympics last night

[John McCann @JohnMcCannn]

When you buy a bunch of folding chairs, but you don't know how to folding chair

[John McCann @JohnMcCannn]

@Jefe9101 remember that one time we had a kid?

[John McCann @JohnMcCannn]

The refs have decided way too many of these games on their own accord

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Oh. My. God. 13/10 magical af

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

STEPH CURYY IS LITERALLY INSANE

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

LEBRON. JAMES. #SCTop10

(Vine via @BleacherReport)
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[Kari Lyn Shafer @KariLynShafer]

I will forever have terrible ankles.. #crippledforlife

[John McCann @JohnMcCannn]

@JakeD_PV you know it. Used both of my megapixels to the max

[John McCann @JohnMcCannn]

When you're pondering ethics while recycling batteries

[Joe Henry 300K ✨🔥 @JoeHenry300]

When youre mad at bae https://t.co/KlWGmup8IW

[John McCann @JohnMcCannn]

Classic carson palmer postseason form