John Mills

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[John Mills @JohnMills06]

@romanhelmetguy @grok, please translate these rules into modern English

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Jennifer and I had such an amazing time this weekend. Thank you, Taylor, for giving us this once in a lifetime opportunity to share your special day.

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I want to take another picture of this tree in 50 years and see how much it has grown. Someone please remind me.

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I'm always amazed at the brilliance of the Founding Fathers, but even more so when I realized that they planned the 250th Independence Day celebration to fall on a Saturday!

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@SawyerMerritt I've been using it in my Model Y, and it's truly unbelievable. Most people have no idea what's happening.

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@TeslaBoomerMama It’s amazing. Like having your own personal chauffeur.

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There but for the grace of God go I.

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The Murray Police Department reports that a man was arrested on June 6 after they say he "intentionally" released a raccoon into a business and left. https://t.co/B5StKFvJ3o

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@StuartCKing Yes

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I’ve heard that the front runner to replace Pope Francis is Cardinal Sicola. Pope Sicola would be very popular.

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My son in law’s assimilation into the family is now complete.

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@iowahawkblog My mom with her brothers and the family car #DavesCarIDService

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I’m pretty sure I can only name four of the five members of the Jackson 5

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I think it’s time we had a national discussion about candy corn.

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@StuartCKing Yes. Clay County is a magical place.

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My grandkids were playing with the aging filter in Snapchat. It couldn’t make me look older.

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Barbourville hotdog eating contest!

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Ancient Rome had NOTHING on Barbourville! #hotdogeatingcontest

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I discovered this petroglyph during my walk earlier today. I now believe Barbourville was visited by aliens long ago.

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I wonder how many people from East Barbourville suffer from this painful condition…