JohnMoses

Red Bank Comedy Fest Apr 27th-29th

[JohnMoses @JohnMoses]

I miss you dad, I think about you everyday. Looking back getting a stripper to come to your bedside in your final days was probably a mistake, but I was just trying to make you laugh, maybe make your dick move one last time. #RIPdad

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Christmas Schedule for NBA

Cavs vs Miami
Philadelphia vs Knicks.
Golden State vs Lakers

Problem solved somebody send this to that Ghoul Adam Silver

#lebron #nba @KendrickPerkins

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Chet Holmgren looks like he’s in the beginning phase of turning into a wearwolf if the wearwolf was a greyhound.

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Ronda Rousey finished as fast as me!

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Happy Mother’s Day, to all of my sisters. None of them needed a man to help raise their children. Which is good, because none of them can keep a man either.

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@nemiphil 😂😂😂

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You saw the pic, well here’s the story!

I got my dad a stripper while he was dying of cancer. After he died, a photo from that day went viral.

The full stand‑up special is available now on YouTube.

Link in bio.

#standupcomedy #comedyspecial #darkcomedy #storytelling

[JohnMoses @JohnMoses]

Alright this is the week, my first comedy special is set to release Fri, Jan 23rd on YouTube.

Here’s a little Costco sample to hook you in!

Album available on iTunes and Spotify!!!

#StandUpComedy #divorced #parenthumor

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Had a grande ole time at the NA Annual Regional Convention in CT last night. I got cleaned up in AA but I got nothing but love for those motherhuggers over NA.

#recoveryhumor #recoveryispossible #comedyvideo

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Stranger Things season six, Will and the gang learn about HIV.

[Fight Stories Podcast @FightStoriesPod]

NHL enforcer legend Behn Wilson joined us on the podcast and talked about tangling with Bob Probert! Full episode on YouTube, Spotify and Apple Podcasts!

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@Chip01047451 @braves2430 This is a Scottie Pippen burner acct

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@FeehanKerryn Oh he’s about to clone you

[Fight Stories Podcast @FightStoriesPod]

Our episode w/ @Naim__Ali & @_Shaner_Comedy_ is available on YouTube (for video) & Spotify/Apple Podcasts (audio) - SUBSCRIBE/SHARE!
https://t.co/RgUJhcQiFi

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A remake of the movie Blade, but instead of Vampires, he hunts ICE agents. Starring Wesley Snipes and Fat Dean Cain.

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I just want to be famous enough that when I die, people I’ve never met or even give a f*ck about, are willing to cut off friends and family members if they make a joke about me.

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I’m an organ donor, but only my dick. He must live on.

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Relax, the guy from the Cracker Barrel logo will be back. He’s just moonlighting doing ICE raids to help with the cost of tariff based inflation.

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Did Putie and the Don open that underage strip club in Alaska yet?

[Tyler Morrison @tylermorrison1]

The crossover episode of @FightStoriesPod & @MainOffenderPod no parent should miss! @odonnell77 @JohnMoses & Unky TT talk about Tommy’s fights, getting stabbed by Somalians, people flipping out at our shows & more! SUBSCRIBE to both pods on the platform you like best!

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Riddle me this Batman. If America is so great, how come 70% of population wants to blow their head off by the end of the work week?