Jalen Johnson

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[Jalen Johnson @JohnnelaJ]

"You've got to have faith that the one thing you wanted to happen, often times, is the best thing that never happened" - @TheRock

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Our second 50th anniversary shoe giveaway!

RT for a chance to win these 1 of 1 1980's Rangers Jordan 1's created by @jwdanklefs.

[ra¢hel @rachdele]

It’s 2030, do you make $400k/year writing code that enables billionaires to commit heinous anonymous financial crimes, or do you make $5/hour doing hard labor in the gig economy at Amazon Coal

[Shipley Donuts @ShipleyDo_Nuts]

If you wish upon a kolache, your wish may not come true…but you will have a kolache. So there’s that.

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

If you are a company CEO and you are worried about the effect of inflation on your employees, here are a few things you can do:

1. Pay your employees more

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

Retweet to win this signed Tyrann Mathieu jersey‼️

#WPMOYChallenge + @Mathieu_Era
#ProBowlVote + @Mathieu_Era

[i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies]

when the microwave does the passive aggressive double beep when you forget your food .. i just wanna know which bills you pay to be taking that tone with me

[It’s T As In… @T__asIn]

*Drake pushing the album back 2 more hours*

Me:

[memes.xlsx @ExcelHumor]

interesting outlook

[Tyler Dragon @TheTylerDragon]

Sha’Carri Richardson did not use steroids, according to a source. Richardson is facing a 30-day suspension for testing positive for marijuana.

[Jalen Johnson @JohnnelaJ]

#MyTwitterAnniversary Update:

I’ve spent over 525,600 minutes (a decade) here, and it’s safe to say I’ve lost more brain cells than time. Thank you!

[emily freeman @editingemily]

Is the reason we all have to go back to offices because not doing so would initiate a commercial real estate collapse?

[Jalen Johnson @JohnnelaJ]

@sykeshane City boys double cheeked up all summer 😂

[Jalen Johnson @JohnnelaJ]

@garit847 Vet the supplier otherwise you’ll just end up with a restoration

[trash jones @jzux]

the two worst feelings in the world are not having a job and having a job

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

I was the first rapper to beat up Logan paul

[Lincoln W Daniel @LincolnWDaniel]

One day, we'll all wish we bought more $PSTH.