John Birney

Happily married father. Forever at war with the cynical voices in my head. I play a lot of video games when I can. 11 year Bonnaroo veteran. He/Him

[dj meep @cockjuring]

john mulaney @ dreamforce set

oh to be there. we should bully tech nerds much more often. they should get cop treatment at this point

[John Birney @Johnnui__]

@patrickklepek I set screen time limits on the Xbox and Switch and it’s fairly easy for her to request time and me to add time. I WFH so I’m usually close by to monitor and make sure she occasionally takes a break from Lego Fortnite to actually play with her real Legos. It mostly works

[John Birney @Johnnui__]

Spot on. God I need to replay Disco Elysium

[John Birney @Johnnui__]

Damn. I'm going to Nebraska on Monday. Tim just sold me. I want that Runza

[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

@JDVance I know this is gonna hurt, @JDVance. But @Tim_Walz just made you look like The Washington Generals to his Harlem Globtrotters.

[John Birney @Johnnui__]

this is holy shit fast

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

PCA just ran from home to home in 14 seconds.

[John Birney @Johnnui__]

Oh shit. This is hilarious

[Rays on FanDuel Sports Network @FanDuelSN_Rays]

W advice, Josh... 👏

[John Birney @Johnnui__]

Unreal stuff🤯

[USA Basketball @usabasketball]

Brought in the closer. 🎯

🇺🇸 #USABMNT

[John Birney @Johnnui__]

The goddamn FEELS i tell ya

[Saucey Noodle (Video comms open!) @sauceythenoodle]

If Living Memory's song played in real life

[John Birney @Johnnui__]

So glad our seats were in Randyland last night 🥹

[Rays on FanDuel Sports Network @FanDuelSN_Rays]

Randy as a fan 🥹

I AM UNWELL

[John Birney @Johnnui__]

We're literally headed to St Pete for a weekend of baseball, sitting in Randyland, and I have my Arozarena jersey on. Damn. This couldn't have waited another day or two?

[Tampa Bay Rays @RaysBaseball]

Tampa Bay's been grateful to have you all night, day, year, Randy. 🤠

[John Birney @Johnnui__]

@patrickklepek If you have the MLB ballpark app, you may be able to get rid of them and try to recoup. I've had to do that once. Some tix aren't transferrable though :(

[Rays on FanDuel Sports Network @FanDuelSN_Rays]

Mood bc the @RaysBaseball just won their 5th straight series

[Tampa Bay Rays @RaysBaseball]

First pitch. First at bat. First in our hearts.

Vote Yandy: https://t.co/xd21pMuMpf

[John Birney @Johnnui__]

@patrickklepek My kid has been playing a lot of the Lego games, in particular The Lego Movie 2. In that game you basically “scan” lego objects and then recreate them wherever you want. It’s pretty neat, so she was STOKED when she saw Zelda doing just that in this game. We cannot WAIT!

[John Birney @Johnnui__]

@RenOrRaven Thank you for your service 🫡

[John Birney @Johnnui__]

WHAT. A. CANNON. 🥳

[Tampa Bay Rays @RaysBaseball]

🤯

[John Birney @Johnnui__]

RAINMAKER BIG DAWG

[Tampa Bay Rays @RaysBaseball]

B. Lowe made it rain, for real.

[chep 🦋 @ TMG 704, AX F03 @cheppoly]

Zelda get him

[John Birney @Johnnui__]

@RaysBaseball FINALLY.