Johnny Sash

Getting more an more disgruntled with life every passing day. This next 20 years going be fun!

[Mark @MarkyMark_Mufc]

Ones a goal to Bournemouth.Ones a Penalty to Bournemouth and a red Card

[The Away Fans @theawayfans]

Gaël Givet:

"In 2010 with Blackburn, we were going to play Man Utd. During the talk, Sam Allardyce showed us images from the films Gladiator and 300 to motivate us and to make us warriors on the pitch. After 30 minutes, we were down 3-0. In the end, we lost 7-1."

[Gem 💎 Balboa @RealGemBalboa]

🤣😂🤣 Hang Over part 2 Iran Edition
Love these guys

[Damien Slash @damienslash]

I joined the British Army!

[Johnny Sash @Johnny_Sash]

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[Ant Middleton @antmiddleton]

I think he just needs to realise that he’s in a Christian Country that has welcomed his parents and himself into it! Once he embraces that and stops fighting it he will in turn stop playing the victim and hopefully step down knowing that the position of Mayor of London should never have been accessible to him. I forgive you for destroying London Khan as I will resurrect it and turn it into the most powerful City in the world! 🫡🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Alpha Wolf 🐺 @Crazyunfill94]

@EndWokeness

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

Me halfway through a conversation, trying to remember what I was talking about.

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

BBC Verify didn’t spot that the rapists with facial hair and big Adam’s apples weren’t actually women.

[Johnny Sash @Johnny_Sash]

Bloody hell @rickygervais talk about free advertising....

[90s Footballers @90sPlayers]

Football in the 90’s 🤩

[Jack Montgomery @JackBMontgomery]

It's true that statistics show black actors are cast in over 50% of adverts despite being only 4% of the population—but don't worry, @SarahForRuncorn, white men will always be able to find work in publicly-funded "predator on public transport" roles.

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

If Keir Starmer had said before the election that he would remove the winter fuel allowance from millions of pensioners, enforce mandatory digital ID, record numbers of small boat crossings in the English Channel, hammer the disabled with welfare cuts, add inheritance tax to family farms and family businesses causing thousands of them to close, his deputy prime minister dodging £40,000 in tax, council tax & energy price increases, raise university tuition fees, plaster mass-scale solar panels on thousands of acres of prime farmland despite huge local community objections, hand over sovereignty of the Chagos Islands to Mauritius at a cost of £35bn, spaff £30bn of taxpayers’ money on carbon capture machines, give £3bn a year of taxpayers’ money to Ukraine, betray WASPI women, hang out with BlackRock, 50,000 small boat crossings in one year, create a new £50bn economic black hole, increase the overall tax burden to record levels, destroy business growth with national insurance rises resulting in over 200,000 job losses, get exposed for receiving over £100,000 worth of freebies - he almost certainly wouldn’t have won. He duped the electorate. An utterly shameless display of snake oil political salesmanship. And still he lectures all of us in that gratingly sanctimonious manner of his like we are all somehow the problem here.

[Johnny Sash @Johnny_Sash]

@JonathanPieNews Won't be laughing at you pal

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Eternal rest grant unto him, O Lord.

[Harriet Williamson @harriepw]

Steve is an RAF veteran. Here’s his arrest by the @metpoliceuk as he holds a paper sign in London today. @novaramedia

[James Price @jamespriceglos]

I'm trying to catalogue all of the Labour scandals since Starmer became PM. I've got to 36 so far. What am I missing?

1. Chagos Islands deal
2. Two-child benefit cap rebellion
3. Lord Alli donations and freebies scandal
4. Broken manifesto promise on taxes
5. Summer riots and two-tier policing allegations
6. Starmer's "far-right bandwagon" remarks
7. Civil service cronyism appointments
8. Taylor Swift concert security and tickets
9. Winter fuel allowance cuts
10. Early prisoner release scheme
11. Sue Gray's resignation
12. Louise Haigh's resignation over fraud
13. Farmers' protests over inheritance tax changes
14. Highest 30-year gilt yields since 1998
15. Flatlined economic growth
16. Inflation rise
17. Tulip Siddiq's resignation over corruption
18. U-turn on definition of "woman"
19. Non-Doms tax changes cost revenue
20. Private school VAT cost revenue
21. Tax breaks for Indian workers in trade deal
22. U-turn on grooming gangs inquiry
23. U-turn on "island of strangers" remarks
24. Loss of Commons control and rebel suspensions
25. U-turn on disabled welfare cuts
26. Rachel Reeves cries in Commons
27. Peter Kyle accuses Farage of siding with Savile
28. Rushanara Ali's resignation
29. Angela Rayner's tax avoidance allegations
30. Record small boat crossings
31. Free speech disasters
32. Highest global millionaire emigration
33. Off-track housing targets
34. Islamophobia definition
35. Andrew Gwynne's sacking over racist and sexist comments
36. Bridget Philipson capitulating to education unions to the detriment of children

[Earth_Wanderer @earth_tracker]

The Lightning Bolt: Usain Bolt's Epic Journey 🏃‍♂️ A Rare Thread 🧵

1. You may be a good athlete, but character is something else... You will be remembered for your character!
Usain Bolt is a legend!

[Thehullboy @Thehullboy1]

A message before the finale tomorrow ❤️