Johnny Squatch

Sasquatch Music Festival Rumorist and Speculatory Expert. These are all terms I made up. I'm mediocre.

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Nickelback was playing at the mall today. I farted so people could listen to something else.

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@Bertdrew not even remotely close

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MT: "We'll be announcing an excellent addition to this year's lineup today at noon. Any guesses as to who it might be?" Death Cab

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ANGEL OLSEN ADDED

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@shellycul DUDE!! I KNOW! YAYJAMESBLAKE!

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@Pchefy I think I should keep my day job! You?

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AND THERE IT IS

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We can't wait to see you at The Gorge in May. #sasquatch2015 #enlargeandenjoy

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Man, I haven't been this nervous since last year. #sasquatch2015

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OOOOHMYGAAWWWD COME OOOOOOONNN!!!!! #sasquatch2015

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HEEEEERREEE WEEEEEE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #SASQUATCH20FUCKING15

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With the shit they cover on the news, they need a 24/7 #Sasquatch2015 live coverage.

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I gotta say it: The friendliness of the Sasquatch community is second maybe only to Burning Man.

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BREAKING: Watch the 2015 @Sasquatch announcement party LIVE. #Sasquatch2015 http://t.co/0jICncno82

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Rumor has it the #Sasquatch2015 lineup will be released at 10:00, the website will then crash and you wont be able to view it until midnight

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How has it only been 22 minutes since this party started... ima die.

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AND SO IT BEGINS!!!

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TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT!!!! #SASQUATCH2015 lineup gets announced TONIGHT!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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Well, the outcome of the #Sasquatch2015 cannot be worse than the outcome of that game.