John Rodriguez

In high school I would get upset when people called me toilet, but now I am one so joke's on them

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Nice of Aaron Sorkin to fly in from his vacation on the sun for this

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Aaron Sorkin, Mikey Madison and Jeremy Allen White at 'The Social Reckoning' UK premiere in London

(Photo: Getty)

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@azed_ai @runwayml Why are you thanking people like you actually did anything? Insane that it's so clearly obvious what the lackluster media you "created" stole from. You should be ashamed

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When Marie Antoinette was like "Let them eat cake" she was bad for that 😏

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The Statue of Liberty is under water

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I'm hearing Timothee Chalamet just beheaded a guy in a cowboy hat after the Knicks game?

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Upgrading cemeteries like video stores by adding dead person movie recs to tombstones.

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Someone give Trump a Panera Bread Charged Lemonade just to see what happens.

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You know what they say. "When there's cheese..."

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Buying yourself a Valentine's Day plushie cause the candy included looks good >

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(Talking to a Na'vi on Pandora)
My boy over there likes you. He has an above average braid.

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Can't believe it's already January 2nd

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Me after getting absolutely obliterated at a rap battle:

"Are you mad me?"

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@MiamiHEAT I mean...

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@TheDunkCentral So he should go to the team that adopted the style of play Memphis introduced and Ja hated so much he forced the coach out. And to a city full of even more distractions. Another strong Perkins take.

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Movie idea: Takes place in Sacramento and it's called Sacramental. I'll figure out the story later.

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@kylemooney This is what accountability looks like! Strong work, Kyle.

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@bykevinclark Sorry for your loss, Kevin. As someone that lost my dad in my teens I know how much this hurts. Take the time you need to grieve and keep producing the work that would continue to make him so proud of you.

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Are we certain that The Idol wasn't just made with AI?

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@kevin_nealon Kevin Kneelin and the poster is you kneeling. The first one is free. I expect to be hired freelance moving forward.

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It's not enough that I keep getting rejected by jobs I'm applying for. Now I'm not even being raptured?!