Johnny Cann

Spooky comedy podcaster (@ThatsSpookyPod) & Artist. Both of my names mean toilet. He/Him/Gaylord

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Forget having a holly jolly Christmas, I want a bitchy witchy New Year.

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@jacobasharpe Oh my god now I know why I am so attracted to it

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How dare they put a gay couple in the new Hellraiser and no one says, “I will tear your hole apart.”

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@JessyeDMusic Hell yeah, I’m actively working to increase the fraction to at least 5/6.

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Sometimes I catch a glimpse of my queer self and I’m like, “Dang, 3/4 of my relatives would have burnt me on a stake.”

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I’m so glad I put on this bathrobe to eat Taco Bell

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Brb, opening an industrial metal-themed male strip bar called Nine Inch Nudes

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Well now we know how The Crown’s gonna end…

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@jacobasharpe Stone Cold Stunnin’

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Free drag king name: Gary Bussy

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Not me following a couple in IKEA to listen to their fight

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I was today years old when I realized how problematic the name of the restaurant my Mom worked at during my childhood was. There go my fond memories of The White Spot.

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Hell hath no fury like a middle aged gay who says something sassy in a text and needs to screenshot it for social media.

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@nVsInkAndDesign Season 9 episode 1 when Trinity comes out in her AHS look with the bloodied neck!

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For some people, Lady Gaga’s creative output changed their lives. For me, it was when she was on Drag Race and said that your saliva gets your blood out of fabric.

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Waiting for an Uber. Legit just got passed by two kids being walked in strollers loudly having an argument about whether Metallica says they want fuel, fire, and THAT which they desire or THOSE which they desire.

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My community service will be having a glory hole drilled into my headstone

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Not me screaming in favour of a beheading at Medieval Times…

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@brittttburke @jacobasharpe It was a hoot!

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Just saw someone out walking in a Starbucks hoodie drinking Starbucks and I’m obsessed

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@spencerhenry Excuse me, I’m a good Fistian woman

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Free drag king name: Fistian Siriano