Mark John

@jassjegs my mentor serving personal Nigerian Navy 🪖🪖 Wizkid FC 🦅🦅🦅 Chelsea FC 💙💙💙@DHQNigeria pikin

[Mark John @JohnnyCase897]

Do not bring them alive kill them all

[PATRIOTIC SOJA ($TSIR-MUNCHAN) @Pressman2040]

21 BOKO HARAM T£RR⁰R!STS KILLED, CAMP DESTROYED IN ADAMAWA 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

In a joint raid operation, Nigerian Army troops and a tactical team stormed a Boko Haram camp around Kopre Mountain, Hong LGA, Adamawa State .

The operation, conducted between the early hours of Aug. 26 and Aug. 27, followed credible intelligence on terrorist presence in the area. Troops moved in stealthily and launched a decisive assault on the camp.

RESULT:

♦️ 21 Boko Haram t£rr0r!sts n£utralised
♦️ T£rr0rist camp destroyed

No troop casualties reported.

[Mark John @JohnnyCase897]

@instablog9ja Men don’t fall in love when they’re rich imagine if these guy is broke will she rate him 🤌🏽🥲🥲🥲

[Mark John @JohnnyCase897]

Una go just dey lie gan gan 🤌🏽😂😂😂

[Big Faith @Faithcomiics]

Earlier today, I went to Oyo State Secretariat, Mokola, Ibadan, to sort out my internship program. On my way there, I decided to feel like an average Nigerian, so I didn’t go out with my 2020 Lexus RX350.

On my way back, I boarded a keke to my estate.

I had spent about 7 minutes in the keke when I noticed Wizkid 🦅 stickers all over the keke, Immediately, I realized the man was also FC.

I told him to stop and asked all the other passengers to come down. I gave them ₦50k each to board another keke, then told the man to drive me to any nice restaurant he wanted to eat at.

He drove us there, I fed him, then we went to a nice boutique where I bought him 10 pairs of nice baggy jeans and 10 polo shirts.

After taking him around some nice places in Ibadan, I blessed him with ₦5 million to improve his business.

Stan Wizkid today! 🦅

[Mark John @JohnnyCase897]

@Rise_Forge Shame no catch her as she talk am

[Mark John @JohnnyCase897]

@PsalmFifty1 @SeikoEkpri @Wizarab10 I swear bro ✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼you’re my mentor

[Mark John @JohnnyCase897]

He saw the signs before you gave him wonder so he shut you down

[Sir Kay @Rise_Forge]

“I am right in front of my boyfriend’s house. When I saw the breakup text, the next thing I did was take my bath and rush down to his apartment. And guess what? He ordered the security not to open gate for me.

I just want to ask him why he’s so insecure. Breaking up with me simply because I complimented his friend. And now he asked the security not to open his gate for me.

So, are you seeing that this guy was not even ready for a relationship in the first place?

Because this is something we can just talk over. You’re leaving me outside simply because I came for us to have a conversation.

You see this relationship thing, I’m done. Like, it’s not for me...”

- Lady storms boyfriend’s house after he dumped her for complimenting his friend, orders security not to let her in.

[Mark John @JohnnyCase897]

Welcome back 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽

[DEFENCE HQ NIGERIA @DHQNigeria]

WE’RE BACK 🇳🇬

Thank you for your patience and continued support.

[Mark John @JohnnyCase897]

Na these kind people they fall as white fowl ✌🏼😂😂😂 26NA fit handle una type sha 🤌🏽☺️☺️☺️

[wura @WOluwatodimu]

@TrueGritNG This is funny??
So what does the law say as punishment for those break this law???
Certainly it is not been slapped and embrassed.
If you want to follow the law follow the law to the end and don’t nitpick one part only.

[Mark John @JohnnyCase897]

Proudly one 🤲🏽😭😭😭😭

[PATRIOTIC SOJA ($TSIR-MUNCHAN) @Pressman2040]

The DHQSOF course is not for the faint-hearted, it breaks many before it builds them. A 20km rucksack with 45kg is the kind of weight that separates the determined from the dreamers.

Two hours of sleep being a luxury sounds like hell on earth. But that's exactly the point they strip you down to nothing so they can rebuild you into something unbreakable. The fact that you kept going says everything.

"Train hard, fight easy." Those words are easy to say, but only a few truly live them.

You paid the price. That's the standard. Stay Strong Buddy.

[Mark John @JohnnyCase897]

Senior man you fit marry her 🤌🏽😂😂😂😂

[Sir Kay @Rise_Forge]

This Nigerian adult actress named Tall Lizzy is regretting her career choice. She cursed the day that she went into the adult movie business.

Most female adult actress always regret their career path when they are close to retirement, unlike their male counterparts.

Whenever I tell people that promiscuity is unnatural for women, some people will feel that I am capping.

Sexual liberation movements often encourage women to move as men, but they fail to advise women the toll that promiscuity leaves on their mental health and spiritual core.

Most retired female adult stars often douse themselves in alcohol, drugs, and antidepressant drugs in order to numb the wreckage that promiscuity did to their system during their active years. Some of them end up dying via drug overdose or suicide.

If Tall Lizzy is willing to turn a new leaf, she should give her life to Jesus Christ. She should turn away from her dirty lifestyle and adopt Christian values.

The adult actress should locate one Bible believing church and start worshipping there. She should always attend Sunday and mid-week services.

If she is smart enough to befriend the pastor of her church and get involved in church activities, she will get married to a church brother in no distant time.

Good luck to her.

[Mark John @JohnnyCase897]

@Rise_Forge No be small church brother 🤌🏽😂😂😂😂

[Shola 👑 @itsSh0la]

Peller should send me his account details for the G-Wagon. I like what he does and I’ll like to get him that car since I don’t know what to use money for, and I don’t have family members to take care of.

[Mark John @JohnnyCase897]

@ApostleEkundayo @PurelyMide Haba apostle even you sef 🤌🏽😂😂😂😂

[Mark John @JohnnyCase897]

Na for person where dey hustle legitimately ooo 😌😌😌😌

[Shola 👑 @itsSh0la]

I’m touching a lot of money this new week🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[Mark John @JohnnyCase897]

Pay back time 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽😂😂😂😂

[Christopher Wipper @SGTWipper1Each]

A United States Marine was deployed to Afghanistan...

While he was there he received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend.

In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. To add injury to the insult, she said she wanted back the picture of herself that she had given him.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. In all, he got more than 25 pictures of various women (some with clothes and some without).

He then mailed them to his now-former girlfriend with the following note: "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."

[Mark John @JohnnyCase897]

Wenti concern her na my mom has caught me using her makeup kit with wrapper she was like you will never be gay 🤌🏽😂😂😂😂😂

[Mark John @JohnnyCase897]

Love is actually blind 🤌🏽😂😂😂😂

[GREEN_BERET!!! @3Star_GOD]

You are an average man, married with 6 grown children who are a still in tertiary institution. Suddenly you claim to have met and fallen in love with another, a Widow and mother of 3. She has zero income and no inheritance from her previous marriage..

Excuse me Sir, how did you fall in love? 🤔 #Sentinel

[Mark John @JohnnyCase897]

That’s how to catch an impersonator 🤌🏽🥲🥲

[Maroon_Beret @TrueGritNG]

All movement starts on the left foot.

Jogging.
Dashing.
Walking.
Marching.
Even puttees.

Everything starts with the left foot.

Only civilians start on the right. 😂

[Mark John @JohnnyCase897]

@OnlyoneAdaeze these one u just dey post hope you’re ok nii 🤌🏽🤨🤨🤨

[Mark John @JohnnyCase897]

@OnlyoneAdaeze @Obamapeterdmw Omo which kind question be this na are you ovulating nii 🤌🏽🤨🤨🤨