Johnny Charms

Magically auspicious, suspiciously delicious.

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Me introducing my older boyfriend to my family:

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Serial killer: Say our prayers!

Me:

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Me as soon as a guy gives me any attention:

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“Aren’t you afraid of being labeled gay?”
Me:

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Old gays to young gays:

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When your bestie stands up for you how your gay self would stand up for her:

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How it feels with hardly any likes on dating apps:

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@Costcolopthecus Where’s Ditto the ambiguously shaped one?

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Work: Thanks for everything you do!

Me showing up to work:

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“So how are you?”
Me: Meh, I’m mostly okay.
“No really, how are you?”
Me: (Pauses)

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@GailSimone Thanks Gail, this gave me the ambition to make my idea into reality. If I have to create my own IP based on the Stepford Cuckoos to get Marvel’s attention then I’ll do it.

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@kaorufan1906 Thank you, ultimately as a fan of comics I wanted to know the first steps to take. People have said to post on fanfiction websites but I don’t want to post on there if it’s not taken seriously.

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That face when you're busy with work and someone asks if you can do something for them:

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Me: That's it, I'm today going on a diet and exercising to get a hot summer body.
Me later that day after work:

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Me falling down when I was younger: I'm okay!
Me as soon as I fall down now:

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Me reflecting back on my life:

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When you knew a guy wasn't going to message you again later like he said and see a message months later saying he was busy:

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When someone interferes with your money:

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When your sugar daddy says he can't afford something right now: