Johnny Caron

Big hairy American winning machine

[Johnny Caron @JohnnyCJohnnyDo]

If you think I'm good at flipping water bottles, you should see me flipping bricks in the streets

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

In this world you either crank that soulja boy or it cranks you

[Johnny Caron @JohnnyCJohnnyDo]

@MitchNappi21 Another case closed by genius detective, Mitch Nappi, well done

[Gucci Mane @gucci1017]

Don't get lost in the sauce

[Johnny Caron @JohnnyCJohnnyDo]

@alexa_leduc99 Aren't you supposed to be cleaning the toilets right about now seagirl

[Johnny Caron @JohnnyCJohnnyDo]

@cdiver25 Considering you wear timbs and sweatpants for your inside job, of course I would

[Johnny Caron @JohnnyCJohnnyDo]

@tommyspengler I would rather listen to music through my phone speaker than use those

[Johnny Caron @JohnnyCJohnnyDo]

Use an iPhone all you want, but if you use those headphones they give you, I automatically look down on you as feeble minded Neanderthal

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth--
BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
ME: Joe.

Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.

[Johnny Caron @JohnnyCJohnnyDo]

https://t.co/hvj5GE2py3

[Johnny Caron @JohnnyCJohnnyDo]

@alexa_leduc99 Doubt they'll look at yours

[Johnny Caron @JohnnyCJohnnyDo]

Wonder where you got the inspiration for your bio, @cdiver25

[Rockland Boys Soccer @RHSBoysVSoccer]

The Dogs are Dancing!! RHS Boys Soccer qualifies for the MIAA D3 tournament for 5 consecutive seasons! Goals scored by Kirby and Alvarenga!

[Rich Brian @richbrian]

In 2018 the new trend for rappers will be poppin viagras... watch me n my gang pull up with big ass boners

[Randy "Komrade" Bresnik @AstroKomrade]

A student asked if I could do a one finger push-up in space. I demonstrate as @AstroAcaba answers “Yes you can, it is fun to be up here!”

[Johnny Caron @JohnnyCJohnnyDo]

@mshields328 I'm a Dunkin expert, and I can honestly say these are slept on

[Terry Virts @AstroTerry]

I can save BoB a lot of money- The Earth is round. I flew around it. https://t.co/F7qAovPEng @bobatl @BBCWorld

[Johnny Caron @JohnnyCJohnnyDo]

@jonronan13 Why isn't it possible to delete someone else's tweet

[Charlie McAvoy @CMcAvoy44]

Who wants an early copy of NHL 18? RT for a chance to win! @EASPORTSNHL

[Johnny Caron @JohnnyCJohnnyDo]

Free Uber up to $15 https://t.co/TlcIFHpeGa

[Johnny Caron @JohnnyCJohnnyDo]

@ Irma